2007-09-02 11:53:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
matt and kim the're high on lifeeeeeee
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Yg-CgIwaHs
2007-09-02 11:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!
or how about
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners"
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
Smile friend☺
2007-09-02 12:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Elizabeth ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna come to work with me and deal with the drunks that come up to med/surg from the emergency room? lol I am sorry you feel blue, my friend. Any time you want to chat, my email line is open.
2007-09-02 12:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
specific!! every time i think down, all I could desire to do is turn on my iPod. The track that usually pumps me up are "Ichirin no Hana" from extreme and amazing colour. I placed that on finished blast and then i'm stable.
2016-12-12 16:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my chasing them but i cant seem to catch up to them. Ok got them did it go away?
2007-09-02 12:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course,
But how can I give a hand?
BTW: my wedding photo still available. :-)
cheer up my friend
2007-09-03 10:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything for a fellow nurse...don't let 'em get ya down! :)
2007-09-02 12:03:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i willl if you chase mine too
2007-09-02 11:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe tomorrow...
2007-09-02 11:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraah!!! Did it work?
2007-09-02 11:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by pixieq4tay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋