2007-09-02 10:51:47 · 43 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh damn, forgot to hide the body :O
2007-09-02 10:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
My damn job. Some old man I was supposed to take to the sweet by and by got a little handsy and I had to kick his @ss. The next thing I know his dog started barking and the neighbor called 911. I had to run all the way over here. Could you please find a place where I can hide this scythe? Thanks. ;-)
2007-09-02 10:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No worry, I flushed most everything! Damn, now if I could just get this stolen tv down the drain!
2007-09-02 10:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by pappysgotitgoinon 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't me this time!
It was the police taking up
donations!
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.
He said "It's O.J. again. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations."
"Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"
He said "about ten gallons."
2007-09-02 11:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have like a hundred really good lines here but someone would get all pissy and make me wish I hadn't.
Sorry I let you down.
2007-09-02 10:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dammit, already?! How are you with a shovel? Isn't it a lovely day, quick come here, I need a hand in the garden.
2007-09-02 10:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by sleepy 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Got 6 *'s
2007-09-02 10:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought so, that was the Chiefs daughter last nite!
2007-09-02 10:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by count alucard 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should know; you're the one who's called them on me. I think you're just upset because I
won all of your money playing cards. Peace.
2007-09-02 11:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry i bombed germany!!!! ohh damn i forgot 2 hid the remaining bombs, quickly,u hid them and ill sneak out the back door, u can take the blame he he he he c u l8r!!!!!!!!=p
2007-09-02 10:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I God to swear I didn't do nuffin. hic. Them coppers out der don't know who dey messin with .hic.
2007-09-02 10:59:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋