What do trolls smell like?

Question

People on the forum keep saying "I smell a troll" so tell me what do they smell like?

Answer 1

If you ever had been walking along the road on a hot mid summer's day and have come across some road kill that had been baking for about 3 days and is all bloated and has a grey slime around it and the maggots and flies are just whirling about in a mad feeding frenzy then this depicts the perfect description of how a troll might smell

Answer 2

I've been in and out very sporadically, was there a fake Rckts? People are so lame. I don't get it. Further proof that stupid people are totally dumb. Anyhoo, I would recommend forcing the trolls to listen to the soundtrack to the old computer game Star Control 3 or 4 times straight through. I don't know if any of you have played the game or heard it, but it is a fine punnishment. For a dedication, there is always the Wesley Willis classics F*ck You, Suck a Caribou's A*s, Suck a Pitbull's D*ck, and Suck a Polar Bear's D*ck. Apparently, Wesley Willis is all about tryng to make jerks felate various animals. Thanks Huevo. I love me some Wesley Willis. I've been sold ever since the first time I heard Cut the Mullet.

Answer 3

Like sweat. Generally the people who use the phrase "I smell a troll" most likely have some sort of personal hygiene issues and get themselves a little confused.

Answer 4

Trolls smell worse than goblins not as bad as smurfs and on a level with marmite

Answer 5

Trolls smell like:

"The tumult and the shouting dies;
The captains and the kings depart:
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and contrite heart."

Get the idea?

Answer 6

Teen Spirit.

Answer 7

I think they would smell like B.O. and dirt and nasty food and stuff. Trolls are filthy creatures.

Answer 8

they smell like wet dogs

Answer 9

Think Shambo and his Mob

Answer 10

i don't know but all i see are dumb questions by people who have less than 120 points, and their YA accounts were created today.