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2007-09-02 08:24:13 · 9 answers · asked by GuyDudeMan 2 in Computers & Internet ➔ Hardware ➔ Printers
Haha, I wish! Now THAT would be a feature I'd pay extra for!
2007-09-02 08:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some laser printers are quite stunning in performance. These, however, are generally the super-priced multiple cartridge colour models, far beyond the reach of we mere earthlings. For normal terrestrial models I could suggest you might have more success getting a stun setting out of their power leads, although this is totally uncontrollable, and might raise health and safety issues, so maybe your only option actually does lie with the printer itself, you could pick it up and hit someone with it. (Health and safety may still be an issue, please study the appropriate government documentation for safe lifting techniques.)
2007-09-02 15:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
due to popular demand, new laser printers are only able to be set to kill
2007-09-02 15:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the question, gave me a smile. I'd like that feature at work.
2007-09-02 15:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Stick your hand in some water and stick it in the back part of it...that might work.
2007-09-02 15:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by George W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there should be a little switch on the back...
No, not really. But that's pretty funny though.
2007-09-02 16:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by sirschmoopy1337 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call starfleet for tech support,
1-800-ima-dork
2007-09-02 15:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
print a picture of a guys butt -EWWWW that would stun me
2007-09-02 15:32:29 · answer #8 · answered by THE GOOD NIGHT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be careful....
It voids warranty
:)
2007-09-02 15:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by Sridhar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋