be eaten alive by a shark or a lion?
2007-09-02 06:40:23 · 50 answers · asked by Jubei 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I guess I won't be taking that job at Sea World of Lion Country Safari next week.
I have eaten shark so that might have been a cousin, making that shark extra mean as he /she tore my body limb from limb.
I have only joked about eating a lion. they are too tough and gamey so there is no cat out there thinking "Ah, Payback."
Hmmm.
What to do, what to do....
This is not the way I picture myself being devoured.
Oh the cruel humanity.
Do Detroit Lion's cheerleaders count as lions?
They should you know. They have claws and teeth like a lion.
Prehaps one of the cast from Cats would like to eat me. I am a tastey morsels. Who knows they could have a cast party and finish me off, pick my bones clean. For a laugh they could fight over who gets the humorus.
Perhaps, I could find the cowardly lion. I hear he is a vegan these days.
You don't have any ill-tempered sea bass perhaps. Do you?
Maybe some dolphins with lasers on their heads?
The p*ssy cat dolls?
I choose Lenny the vegetarian shart from "Shark Tale" because if I have to be eaten alive I want someone who will absolutely not enjoy the experience.
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2007-09-02 11:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be eaten by a Lion Shark!!!
2007-09-02 08:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Dorian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lion
2007-09-02 06:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lion
2007-09-02 06:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shark!
2007-09-02 06:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shark.
2007-09-02 06:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably a shark because it's bigger so it could eat me in one bite. The lion would eat me in like 7 bites. And that...wouldn't feel very good.
2007-09-02 06:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by ♥jamie♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather be eaten by a lion. Now where's the damn lion? I'm ready to be eaten.
2007-09-02 06:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm..lions take smaller bites you`d live for a few minutes but u might live for a lil bit longer inside of the shake so I want to try shake.
2007-09-02 06:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by Kat A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'de have to say the Shark.. because if its a great white its over in like one or 2 bites.. and also because being in the ocean chances are if its a smaller shark. i'de be able tojust open my mouth and breath.. drown myself so I wouldn't feel it..
2007-09-02 06:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋