Mine would be; "Welcome to Wal*Mart, Get your S*** and get out!"
(I got that from Jeff Dunham)
But I would really say that!
X/D wut would urs be?
xoxo~
2007-09-02 06:13:06 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd say: "Welcome to Wal-Mart. If you'd like service in Spanish, please proceed inside. If you'd like service in English, please go to Target."
2007-09-02 06:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by T the D 5 · 13⤊ 3⤋
hi
2007-09-02 06:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have fun cause i never pay attention to the greeters i would come up with all sorts of silly things or silly accents
jello vercom do valmar iyoi er chopin
gut day welcomen to Valmaren
:-)
2007-09-02 06:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by εїз TANYA εїз 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine would be:
"Welcome to Wal Mart.Where everything sells almost as cheap as a prostitue."
=]
2007-09-02 06:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by Baby<3Britt 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd steal the bit from Family Guy where Dick Cheney was a greeter - so my line would be...
2007-09-02 06:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be prepared to mill around aimlessly and then buy a bunch of stuff you didn't know you needed until you fell under the spell of Wally World!
2007-09-02 06:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Walmart Walmart
LOWEST PRICE
Stuff made in chine
By kids earning rice
2007-09-02 06:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Tray B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Welcome to Wal-Mart where you can get Lead and Head all in the same Bite of your Fisher Price Dolls,Kill your pet Pet Foods and AntiFreeze in your toothpaste."And where you can wire your paycheck back to the folks in Mehico!!
2007-09-02 06:21:51 · answer #8 · answered by Hillarys lovehandles 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Come on in, buy some stuff, but don't steal nothin' or I'll kick you to death right here beside the gumball machine. Have a nice day!"
2007-09-02 06:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hi welcome to walmart
please buy as much as you can to support the little kids in china making this crap getting paid a dollar a day
2007-09-02 06:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Chris W 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
wlelcome to wal-mart, the household items are great, the clothes are cheap!!
2007-09-02 06:16:42 · answer #11 · answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋