Can you write a story and include these movie quotes?

Question

1 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..
2 First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.
3 You talkin' to me!
4 I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
5 You can't handle the truth
6 We'll always have Paris

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

"Paris Merlot 1848"

Kitty Russell went to her cabinet; Her VERY special cabinet.....The one that held her top of the line booze....
"Ahhhhh, there it is......Paris Merlot, 1848." She touched the bottle gently, almost caressed it...."Yes. Tonight is the night that I will consume you...... Do you know WHY, my little pretty? Because tonight I plan on consuming......... MATT DILLON!!!!
Muawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!"
Long suffering from her break up with the U.S.Marshal, Kitty was planning on "reuniting" with the handsome lawman this evening. (4)" I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

Kitty carefully removed the precious bottle from the shelf and gave it to SamThe Bartender to keep safe, until she signalled for it. As she walked back into the main room of the bar, she over-heard a conversation between Festus Haggen and Doc Adams.
Festus:" But, Doc!! I swear I didn't know Sally Sue was still sedated. I jest thought she was a bit on the shy side."
Doc:"Festus! You are such a numbskull!
Festus:"(3)You talkin' to me, ya old quack!"
Doc:"WHAT did you call me?!"
Festus:"You heard me!! Quack! Quack! Quacky ,QUACK!!"
Matt came through the swinging doors ....."What seems to be the problem?"
Doc: "FESTUS. Festus is the problem!!" He recounted the details to Matt.
Matt:"Now Doc....That girl was under YOUR care. (2) First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault."
Festus smiled and patted Matt on the back...."Thank you, Matthew." He stuck his tongue out at Doc and strolled out of the bar, chin in the air and singing a little ditty:

♫ " Looks like I got the upper hand. Call it luck or call it voodoo.
The law is on my side. And Doc is in deep do do.♫ "

Doc stood there,open mouthed, listening to Festus' sing his inane little song.
Doc:" (1) Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." He rubbed his face and sauntered back to his office.

Matt laughed as he sat down and ordered a beer. Kitty grabbed the bottle of Paris Merlot and walked over to his table, one hip swinging and then the other.
Kitty:" Hey, cowboy. How about a glass of the finest Merlot this side of Hays City?" Matt smiled and nodded his head.
He took one swallow...."Whew! That really packs a punch. It's wonderful. Lovely...Just a hint of plum." He took another gulp.
Kitty: "Matt.... Daaaaaaaahling.... I think YOU'RE wonderful."
She stuck her finger in his drink and ran it across her lips......
"Come and get it, you Handsome Hunk of Horatio!!"
Matt:"Kitty....No. I'm sorry." He stood up.
Kitty felt that old desperate feeling start to over-whelm her, yet again........ "Matt....You can't POSSIBLY prefer that idiotic Sunshine MacGillicutty over me?! Tell me the truth!!"
Matt put on his hat and straightened his holster...."Kitty......
(5) You can't handle the truth."

As he walked out of the saloon, Kitty shouted to Sam.......
"Bring over a glass and join me."
Sam sat down next to her and Kitty raised her goblet, wiped away a tear and said in a shaky voice......"Hmmmm,
drink up, old friend......(6) We'll always have Paris."

Answer 2

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