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You find yourself naked trying to make an order at a MacDonalds 5miles from home!!

2007-09-02 02:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 2 0

when you wake up the next morning to your extremely overweight ex girlfriends mom who is wearing lingerie and smells of stale biscuits. she rolls over to thank you for last night but all you can think about is 'did i use a condom? where is the damn condom!' as you rummage through the bathroom trash. needless to say, you don't find it, 'if' there even was one. you realized you were sleepwalking because although you might 'do' this lady drunk or high, you wouldnt dare forget a condom unless you were sleepwalking.

2007-09-02 10:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You are in a Hollister store for the first time when you wake up.

2007-09-02 09:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I wake up and find out that I just peed in the garbage can instead of the toilet :)

2007-09-02 10:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by sPiLtsunshine 3 · 1 0

heh...i used to do that when i was little...i ended up peeing down the stairs to the basement and then tried to do the same in the fridge....the next morning i was wondering why the basement smelled really bad.....lol

2007-09-02 09:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by Saren Arterius 5 · 1 0

I wake up in some random guy's bedroom instead of my own. Lol.

2007-09-02 09:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Goddess Princess Minky 5 · 1 0

You wake up finding yourself banging into a closed door in your house... XD

2007-09-02 09:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by missteatime 3 · 1 0

You wake up in the fridge

2007-09-02 09:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you wake up holding the world's most powerful weapon and your surrounding is completely destroyed with you being the only one alive.

2007-09-02 09:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by GPS94 3 · 0 0

You wake up and find a woodpecker's fallen asleep on you.

2007-09-02 09:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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