how would U get your own back on a nasty ex to be?

Question

if you know the relationship is doomed and you are itching to cause pain what would you do.

Please no christian ` the Lord says revenge is mine` etc answers, I am only human and I believe it is always sweet.

Bobbitectomies are out of the question the dude is not worth jail time. I need something girls..........

we are already married. And no offense revenge is SWEET. If it helps I think one should go for it... so ideas PLEASE not judgments I didn't ask for opinions on my age or character ..........

he does have his collection of DVDs but he is beer lout and one cant really spike beer can they. if he drank spirits or s-thing I could ducolax the bottle.... Anyway I am planning on selling all the jewellery he has bought me - is that wise. I have jewelly purchase value ca. 10000 euros incl engagement rings etc...

He is a bit of a show off always being lovey dovey in public, saying he has the perfect wife etc so when I leave I intend to spam all his mates, work mates with the good news....that I have left the b*****d coz he is a one minute man.

Answer 1

I am with you on this one. Revenge is sweet. :)))
I think the best way to hurt someone is to punch where it really hurts, you know him well - use your information.
If he is insecure about his hair - go for it and put some stuff in his shampoo that will make it fall out, if it is his collection of DVDs, scratch them... It has to be a very annoying little something that will drive him NUTS: :)))
I know someone very close to me has cut of her husbands front hair when he was asleep, I think it was genius. :))) Or if he is a mechanic - mix all his details and spare parts together. :))) If you write more details, maybe we can come up with something nastier. )))


P.S: I would not email to his friends It doesn't take a lot of thought and class to do that. You should sell the jewelry, you should not wear things like that after a divorce and you really could use the money on yourself.
Beer, I dint know, maybe he could get a present from someone like a beer barrel with some diarrhoea medicine in it. You could even set it up as if it is from his mates, after you dump him - sort of cheer him up thing, that will get him away from them too. :))) Make sure you are not even in town when that barrel comes to his door, pretend to be somewhere else with your friends "getting over the separation". I dont know if it sounds good enough for you.
It really is hard to work with the beer. Maybe you should watch "the war of the roses" (M.Douglas) - they are doing a lot of nasty things to each other, really really sweet. :))) YOu can learn a lot from there. I hope this helps.

Answer 2

The best revenge you can take needs time. You have to work at it. I did, when I divorced my ex I was a different person, I was insecure, slightly overweight and hated myself, years of being put down! Over time I have taken hold of my life again. I lost the weight, bought myself the clothes I liked, not the sacks he used to insist I wore!, Grew my hair, changed the colour and, in short emerged from the chysallis as a happy, sexy and beautiful woman. I see my ex every so often, last time at my grandsons christening. I looked great, I know I did, but was also told so, many times, by people I'd not seen for awhile. He, on the otherhand, looked shocking. Overweight, by a lot! completely grey and old looking. He didn't know what to say to me, I just said 'Your hair has changed' nothing more or less. I left feeling totally revenged and without risking legal proceedings!

Answer 3

I understand exactly how you feel, Ive been there. The ideas that were going through my head, I was prepared to do time for him. In the end I did nothing, and it is so true what goes around comes around. It is also said that revenge is a dish best served cold so id you really need to do something,sit on it for a while.

Answer 4

Well im not a girl---but--please excuse that failing---let me say up front---short---to the point---revenge is only a temporary sweet taste---after a few years---or hours even---it usually turns to regrets---take the high road if you possibly can at this time in your pain-----go with a clear mind---if you cannot do that----maybe that is why you know it is doomed----so to say---maybe if you really want revenge---he feels that flaw in your character---and just wants far away---i would too ?

Answer 5

Don't do anything evil. It never works out. And you could get caught.

Just get a makeover, new hairdo, new wardrobe, etc...

And look a thousand times better than him. And, then eventually, get a guy thats waaaaay better than him, and just hope he runs into ya'll.
He'll be jealous.

And, if you're still married to him right now, spend as much of his money as possible. As in, you need some new Prada/Gucci/LV bags. Bags with an S.

Answer 6

When I took out my revenge (What i did is irrelevant) I was soooooooo high on adrenalin I really wasn't thinking straight. It felt so right at the time. But then afterwards I felt really bad. I felt stupid. I had upset other people and worst of all I had let down myself. Lost 1 stone in 1 week though......Every cloud has a silver lining, so they say.

Answer 7

People who would hurt you get pleasure from seeing that you are hurt.
The best revenge is not to let this person know that you are having any pain at all. Be happy, smile, laugh, date. Do everything with a big smile on your face and LET THEM SEE IT!
You really need not stoop to any other childish actions, the best revenge is being happy.

Answer 8

I wouldnt condone revenge, but when something happens to you personally, common-sense seems to go out the window. My ex hurt me so much and he didnt seem to have any remorse. I did two things......both could have seen me in trouble with the law. I stole all his clothes, shoes, undies, everything. My friend and I jumped tyre black into his clothes. He went and got legal advice and I got a letter to say if his clothes werent taken back within 24 hours then I would be charged. I took them back alright......in shreds. He cried....it was a wonderful sight. I also tried to run him over in a supermarket carpark (I was really angry because he had just slapped me in the face)....I saw red, lined him up and put my foot down.....He saw me coming and just in time, jumped out of the way. I nicked him in the leg though. He didnt take me to court, thank God. I am glad I shredded his clothes, but trying to run him over really scared me, because I could have killed him and spent the rest of my life in jail. It just goes to show when someone is pushed too far what they are capable of. Im so glad he is my ex and all that horrible stuff is out of the way because, with time, I learnt to become strong and now I have met the most wonderful man immaginable......he better not pisss me off though.....lol (only kidding). Time will take away your need for revenge. Take care.

Answer 9

After 30 years of B/S I'm divorcing the sucker, yes I want to hang him by his balls, but I do believe what gos around comes around just do it in my life time ok,... I have a zillion things I could do to this person, but I will not due to I can't interfere with what will happen to him with out me stepping in to complicate things. Everything is traceable, and big brother is in the sky, my suggestion to you is walk away do not look back he's not worth that second glance.

Answer 10

Everything you could do to cause pain will land you in jail. There is no good answer. Sleep with his brother or his best friend, after tell the brother or best friend, they were so much better at it than your small dick husband. Gratification and humility all in one. If it were me, I'd stick to the walk away thing, what goes around come around. And you get to keep your dignity!! Good luck!