Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
"I guess I was just really into it, you know? "he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said................
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
2007-09-01 22:40:27 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG hilarious! have a star for giving me the first laugh of the day!
2007-09-01 22:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by pullthetrigger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that's just horrible!! - i had something so embarrassing happen to me, though. True story below: a couple of months ago i went to the library to rent some dvds to watch at home with my BF. we finished watching a lovely little comedy, and since the night was young, we put in what we **thought** was a copy of "The Lion King" oh holy mary mother of all that is just unholy and wrong with this world. the lion's loins in this movie were NOTHING like what i had remembered from the Disney version, and the actress playing the Queen of Sheba did a gang scene (30 minutes in) that i KNOW wasn't in the original. needless to say, after we watched the movie four more times to make sure it wasn't **really** The Lion King, we promptly returned it to the library and voiced our shocked dismay and concern. i just can't believe that kind of smut could end up in my public library, you know? the librarian just shook her head and assured me it wouldn't happen again.
2016-04-02 23:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the pumpkin would have been a coach and horses before 12, so I think a pumpkin is better!!
2007-09-01 22:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol how funny he got caught with his pants down doing a pumpkin but at least it wasnt some poor animal eh?
2007-09-03 03:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a sick Fook !! hahahahaha Hey!! Isn't that your friend having a whale of a time !! I think he found work else where!!! Better give him a call. Jealous of the pug !!
2007-09-02 08:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for the pumpkin.
2007-09-01 23:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! It's a bit like the apple pie in American pie!!
Dimwit why didn't he take it home and screw it!
2007-09-01 22:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Girlie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How embarrassing- especially when he turned back in to a mouse!
2007-09-02 00:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it had been me, VERY embarrassing. BUT I have to hand it to the guy. Quick thinking, cute.
2007-09-01 23:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaa, very good jim, gave me a good chuckle there.
2007-09-02 01:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋