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2007-09-01 19:55:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

Well this chick wearing very seductive clothing came up to me and invited me to have a private party with her so I went with her and forgot everything else I was supposed to do.

2007-09-01 20:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That I went out all day yesterday when I should have been sleeping so I wouldn't fal asleep like I'm doing now at work?

2007-09-02 02:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by nevflo2 3 · 0 0

The dog ate it, no seriously the dog was hungry and there was no dog food left so it snatched it it and ate it.

Oh yeah and that Previous time I wasn't STARING at you not even when we were in the middle of staring contest.

2007-09-02 02:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by salimdist 4 · 0 0

I couldn't find any paper and when I went to drive to town to buy some I couldn't find the keys to the car so I thought about using toilet paper but I couldn't find a pen to write with so I said screw this and I sat down and watched the Discovery Channel. (Best run-on sentence you have ever seen , right?)

2007-09-02 02:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by missellie 7 · 1 1

The airport was closed for renovation.

2007-09-02 04:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0 0

Not enough sleep and my cat scratched me- I have cat scratch fever

2007-09-02 02:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by smeelola 6 · 0 0

I don't have one

2007-09-02 02:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Whats yours? still waiting for that email

2007-09-02 03:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Hip Dysplasia... ha ha

2007-09-02 02:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by lllll 4 · 0 0

i could not sleep yesterday and now i can't drink coffee

2007-09-02 04:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

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