2007-09-01 19:39:23 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stand over someone and read what they are reading, and then ask them for a sip of their coffee.
2007-09-01 19:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Bistro 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I work in a bookstore so here's the list of things that happen! lol
Pass gas and walk around CONTINUING to pass gas or come in smelling like DEATH ITSELF- it makes the store STINK!
Bring in a cigarette or joint that is STILL LIT and say "Well, I wasn't smoking it"
Walk PAST the clerk to the register where there ISN'T a clerk sitting there and say "Excuse me, can I get some help down here?"
Grab a BIG stone model of the Ten Commandments that CLEARLY states "Thou shalt not steal" put it in your jacket and run out the door.
Bring a big stack of books to the front and say "Oh I'm only getting this one"
Look around in the air and say "I don't see it"
Hide from the police
Run in yelling "Call the cops! She left a dog in the car!"
Ask for a book that you don't know the title or the author of- just tell the clerk what its "about" or what it "looks like"
Trust me, the list GOES ON! lol
2007-09-01 19:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Rina 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tease the Bookstore Cat.
Turn the "Open" sign around so it reads "Closed".
2007-09-01 23:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bunny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Urinate on the floor, remove all your clothing and streak around the store, masturbate over magazines, copy the books, take pictures up women's skirts, make out in the romance section or the photography section, take books as reading material into the bathroom, hit on the clerks, or spill soda on the shelves.
I used to work in a book store and several customers actually did these things on a regular basis.
2007-09-01 19:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by smeelola 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Wipe the melted chocolate off your hands by using the pages of a book you don't intend to purchase and then put the book back on the shelf and walk away.
2007-09-08 22:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mess the bookstore
2007-09-09 03:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by John 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tear all the bindings off of the books
2007-09-01 19:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by coachotis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the whole Harry Potter and the half-blood prince, so wyou won't have to purchase. XD
2007-09-01 19:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Utopia 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Idk...wreck the book. Folding the pages or something.
Oh, and also reading over someone's shoulder.
2007-09-01 19:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull all the encyclopedias off the shelf and use them to build a little fort.
2007-09-01 19:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Walk in with an armload bowls, cooking utensils, and food items and ask where the "Cook-book" section is.
2007-09-01 19:45:18 · answer #11 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋