slip into 'something more comferable' grab a handful of flower petals from the neighbors garden *minus the flower itself*, get out the strawberries and whipped cream and/or honey, a plastic sheet, once he comes out of the bathroom he will emerge relieved, take advantage of his slack in his walk and drag him to the nearist room with a comfertable bed... and take maddd advantage of your husband!!!
2007-09-01 17:54:39
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answered by ? 4
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Feed him a goat.....then get the newspate paper back. Dont want to miss the want ads or your horescope...haha.
Chupacabra (also chupacabras /tÊupa'kabɾas/, from Spanish chupar: to suck, cabra: goat; goats sucker) is a cryptid said to inhabit parts of the Americas. It is associated particularly with Puerto Rico (where it was first reported), Mexico, and the United States, especially in the latter's Latin American communities. The name translates literally from the Spanish as "goat sucker." It comes from the creature's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1990 in Puerto Rico, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and as far south as Chile. Mainstream scientists and experts generally hypothesize that the chupacabra is a legendary creature, or a type of urban legend. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail
Appearance
One common description of Chupacabra is that it looks like a Mexican Hairless, a breed of dog that is from central America and common to the area that the Chupacabra is said to roam. The Chupacabra appears to have leathery, scaly, or reptile like greenish-gray skin, and sharp spines or quills running down its back.[9] This form stands approximately 3 to 4 feet (1 to 1.2 m) high, and stands and hops in a similar fashion to a kangaroo. In at least one sighting, the creature hopped 20 feet (6 m). This variety is said to have a dog or panther-like nose and face, a forked tongue protruding from it, large fangs, and to hiss and screech when alarmed, as well as leave a sulfuric stench behind. When it screeches, some reports note that the chupacabra's eyes glow an unusual red, then give the witnesses nausea. For some witnesses, it was seen with bat-like wings.[10]
Another description of Chupacabra, although not as common, is described as a strange breed of wild dog. This form is mostly hairless, has a pronounced spinal ridge, unusually pronounced eye sockets, fangs, and claws. It is claimed that the animal may be a cross of three different animals, for example, canine, rodent and lizard. The corpse of an animal found in Leon, Nicaragua, and forensically analyzed at UNAN-Leon is claimed as a specimen of this genus. Pathologists at the University found that it was an unusual looking dog-like creature of unknown species.[11] Unlike conventional predators, the chupacabra is said to drain all of the animal's blood (and sometimes organs) through a single hole or two holes.
Somehow, the term "Chupacabra" has become applied to "extraterrestial" beings. (see illustration). The origin of this is unknown and makes little sense, given that no one who has reported a chupabracra sighting has claimed an extraterrestial origin for the animal. The confusion most likely occurred because some automatically concluded that something odd must be extraterrestial.
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2007-09-02 02:14:56
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answered by Erie_Irish 4
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Pile all the meat in your house outside the door. And put on the movie Babe at the part where the sheeps are and turn the volume really loud. It should come out. When it does shoot it in the left eye... bc ... that will kill it... fo sho.
2007-09-02 00:51:58
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answered by red 2
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Send your baby dragon in there after him! After all, he was reading the paper before Chupacabra came in and nabbed it.
2007-09-02 10:03:30
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answered by beztvarny 3
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Get the fan going and light several candles in the hall outside the bathroom, and get the plumber on speed dial - you may need him.
2007-09-02 00:49:44
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answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7
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Hold a press conference. Make T-Shirts and say that the ends justify the means, because it brings tourism to your town!
2007-09-02 04:41:50
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answered by skip_pingstone 3
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Honey, just turn off the electricity in the house.
He can't read if he can't see.
You'll get your paper back...
...you do have a stock of toilet paper in there, right?
2007-09-02 08:12:53
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answered by mckenziecalhoun 7
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slip some beano under the door and wish him the best of luck
2007-09-02 00:47:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't worry. It's probably just looking at the "help wanted" ads.
2007-09-02 09:51:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Make noise like a goat, and he'll come out to suck on you....then you can shoo him out the door.
2007-09-02 00:46:59
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answered by Tim 3
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