2007-09-01 17:27:34 · 32 answers · asked by mao ying 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
what if life gives you "dogsh*t"? you can't make fertilizer out of carnivore poop...lol...
2007-09-01 17:33:01 · update #1
LOL @ jennifer...that was funny
2007-09-01 17:36:00 · update #2
make a TV show and sell it to the networks
2007-09-01 18:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean "If" Life is the shits It is not fun, it is not all bad though. Even movie stars and politicians and even lawyers have big problems. YOU learn to duck and cover and take a shower once a day to give you a fresh start tomorrow. Make the best of it. Don't quit, there will be rainbows once in awhile.
2007-09-01 17:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. All of those are superb. listed under are a pair of of mine while lifestyles provides lemons, make grape juice and watch human beings ask your self how on the earth you probably did it. while lifestyles provides lemons, make a million,000,000 dollar lemoneade stand. Take that lifestyles! while lifestyles provides lemons, basically make some lemoneade, geez! Yours are greater, in spite of the undeniable fact that I laugh in any respect of those
2016-12-16 09:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life gives everybody ****. Seriously, ten minutes ago, I was reading about Helen Keller on Wikipedia and all of my problems suddenly seemed miniscule. The woman achieved a crap load in her life despite being deaf and blind. Life gave her a lot of **** and she still somehow turned it all into lemonade.
When life gives you ****, you just keep smiling and pushing through it. That's all we've got. Go read about Helen Keller on wikipedia, and then go rent Rocky Balboa.
2007-09-01 17:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by BNW88 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wipe it off and keep going on with your day. The way that you handle the bad times has to be as good as enjoying the good stuff life has to offer.
2007-09-01 17:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by Joy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so lucky! First remove the methane for fuel, then use it for fertilizer to grow a huge lemon tree!
2007-09-01 17:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by shadouse 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Australians have a term: As Australian as a sh*it sandwich.
So, I guess I'd make a sandwich. Or move to Australia.
2007-09-01 17:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can make a nice living raising flies and selling them to pet stores as fish food.
2007-09-01 17:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Camper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it back right on the face of life, and add my own sh*t too
2007-09-01 17:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Collect it all in a basket and when it's payback time, dump all the crap you've got on the unwitting and deserving victim.
2007-09-01 17:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋