Republican religious time-line?

Question

With Mr. Romney trying to follow Mr. Bush into the Whitehouse, I wanted to get the sequence correct.

Did Jesus lead the lost tribes of Israel to the United States before or after he buried the dinosaurs?

Answer 1

Here's the sequence;

Buried the dinosaurs.

Created Bigfoot.

Transported the lost tribes to the U.S.

Buried Solomon Spaulding's manuscripts behind an outhouse in New York.

Told GWB to put his clothes back on, quit the hard drugs and be president.

Told Mit Romney to flip, no, flop, no flip, no flop, ah heck, just lie to fit the question.

Told Larry Craig to do the bathroom dance.

Answer 2

Anti-democracy republicanism is the psychology of imaginary parents and false government.

Answer 3

I hope we don't get another republican.