There once was a man from Nantucket?

Question

This guy has had an awful lot of stuff written about him. I don't believe it's true. Has anybody met this guy? Can they dispel the rumors?

Answer 1

He's just a colossal pervert. Every time I hear from him, he's always talking about body parts he's sucked or how big his privates are. It's like listening to a Shaba Ranks album, only the accent is different.

I wouldn't be surprised if this Nantucket guy works for the record labels writing lyrics and rap songs.

But you know, what the guy does in his personal time is his own business. I just don't get why he has to tell everyone about it in rhyme.

Answer 2

I can see from reading the above that you have spawned a limerickal hornet's nest. But I can't remember the limerick about the man from Nantucket, but I have heard he was really from Martha's Vineyard or Block Island, but they don't form as good a limerick.

Answer 3

You know, I have never, ever heard then end of that limmerick. Everyone always stops at Nantucket...maybe I should Google it to see what all the fuss is about...

Edit: Ok...Googled. Very interesting... ;-)

Answer 4

for all the things written about him, not only have I never met him, but I have no idea what it is he has done, but I am quite sure that it has something to to do with a bucket and a certain four letter word that he did to "it". maybe you can fill in the blanks?

Answer 5

There once was a man from Taree,
Who went fancy-dress as a tree,
But his troubles began,
This poor little man,
When a very large dog tried to pee.

There once was a man from Penzance,
Who ate his uncle and two of his aunts,
He ate his mother,
And half his brother,
And now he can't do up his pants.

:)

Answer 6

there once was a man from Peru
he dreamt he was eating his shoe
he woke in the night, with a terrible fright
to find that his dream had come true

Answer 7

no, no one has ever met him, because it was never necessary for him to leave the house...

but

There once was a hooker named Sue
she filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
"They will pay to get in
and they'll pay to gat out, again, too. "

Answer 8

I don't know he's pretty cool though... :-P

Answer 9

met him
its all true
except the one about *** ***** *** *** ****** ****** *** ** ****!