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Tight Skirt
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldnt get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldnt reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldnt reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I dont even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, maam, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”
2007-09-01 11:42:50 · 52 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
VERY GOOD
2007-09-01 11:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-09 07:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-09 05:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 11:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is funny I heard that one for the first time about a week ago! Awesome!!
2007-09-09 11:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Daydreamer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a star. Very funny,
2007-09-01 11:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely unicorn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I liked it - and from the stars you collected I think a few more people did too - well done, and keep it up!!
2007-09-09 04:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-05 07:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty..But Funny!!!
2007-09-01 11:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO 10/10 well done mate, another star for you.
2007-09-06 22:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by Foxie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is funny take a star for it .
2007-09-05 23:26:15 · answer #11 · answered by billako 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋