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Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women dont talk about their age. Youll learn this as you get older.
Little Johnny then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weight?” Her mother responded again, “Thats another thing women dont talk about. Youll learn this too, as you grow up.”
Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, “Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, “Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I dont want to talk about it now.”
The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friends house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mothers conversation. His friend says, “All you have to do is sneak and look at your mothers drivers license. Its just like a report card from school. It tells you everything.”
Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little Johnny starts off with, “Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, Youre 32 years old.”
The mother is very shocked. She asks, “Sweetheart, how do you know that?”
The Little Johnny shrugs and says, “I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds.”
“Where did you learn that?”, said the mother again.
The Little Johnny says, “I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an “F” in sex.”
2007-09-01 11:13:04 · 46 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you funny, me love you long time
2007-09-01 11:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by SmellsLikeRottenDough 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-01 11:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-01 11:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get 9 out of 10!
2007-09-09 08:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Buzzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't humorous how for days, there have been many on the Left, have been salivating over the "possibility" that the Tea events or different Conservatives have been in the back of the Boston bombing? the comparable is going for Jared Lee Loughner and Adam Lanza. Accusations often say extra appropriate to the accuser than it does of the accused.
2016-10-03 11:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by merkl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke but little Johnny started at as a girl, but by the end of the joke he was a boy!
2007-09-09 07:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2007-09-01 11:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by E.B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-05 07:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny.
2007-09-06 01:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by Suzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. F in sex. That was a good one haha.
2007-09-09 07:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-09-01 11:26:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋