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I promise that I will bring the best music to our friendship:
The song that never ends
Who let the Dogs Out?
Chili’s Babyback Ribs
My Humps
I’m Too Sexy for my calculator, so sexy it’s… malculator?

YES!! You know what??? I have them on my iPod!! :D
WOOT!! (beer)

I can show you how to PARTY!! We can BOB FOR APPLES ALL DAY LONG, because that’s what friends are for.

When you’re feeling down, we can talk about how at least you don’t have cancer (unless you have cancer, in which case we will watch a HAPPY MOVIE, like Napoleon Dynamite, Annie, or Heidi) and you can have all of the Oreo Cakesters you want, unless I think you’re eating too many ((fat)) and I need at least two for lunch tomorrow. ♫ “TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I’LL LOVE YA TOMORROW!!” ♫

Do you like ragamadon?? You know what that is?? It’s the best thing, you’ll swear you were dreaming. So, hey… I have this t-shirt with my face on it… I thought you might like it.

2007-09-01 10:14:08 · 28 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Whisper: That’s okay!! We can talk about your problems? What are your problems!!!?? :D

Jelly Baby: No problem… just friends, that’s all!! Hey now… who wants a smiling footprint sticker?!? Does Jelly Baby want a smiling footprint sticker? Ahhh… see? Yeaaahhh…. it’s aww bettew.

Bryce: Alright! We’re going after Vampires?! Awesome!! Finally I get a chance to rid the world of a little evil! Haha!! We should bring some sack lunches… you like meatballs? How’s about some Alphabet Soup?

Amy K: Knock-knock!! It’s just some make-up for halloween!!

2007-09-01 10:36:00 · update #1

Vicious: Sad and lonely? When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it! No one gets their way, until they whip it! WHIP IT GOOD!

Krazykat: That’s so cliché… everybody tells me to drop the drugs, but they don’t realize I’m just high on LIFE!! You can’t drop “the LIFE!!!”

Ego’s Twin: Oh, whoa is me… I’ll never understand sarcasm. It’s so above my head!!
Au contraire! Sarcasm is my forte.

Dan: A roofie ? I love dogs !! WOOT!! Wait now… we might have to… I’m feeling sleep… loud in here. Porridge.

Amaris: No choice!! ;D

s8n_Spawn: You think you'd mace me, but what are you so afraid of? Afraid that you’re not sure of, a friendship there is no cure for?

2007-09-01 10:49:14 · update #2

Catz: Oh no… you’re not getting away that easy. Those aren’t the ONLY songs I have.

Priya: What do you mean? Heh… you’re kinda creeping me out.

Catluvr: Funny how? What is all this??!? Are you two playing some kind of trick?

Jenny™: I know what you’re thinking… we’re going to the park to play fetch with Brutus, right?!? Are you a roofie?? Yes you are my little precious roofie roofie!
Lore: Hello?? Hello?? Hello?? Hello?? Hello?? Lore? You can hear me, I know you can. I’ve got all day long. Hello?? Hello?? Hello?? Hi Lore. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello? Hello? Earth to Lore!! Echo (echo echo echo)!!

oso_loco1961: Thanks! You too!! I have a t-shirt for ya!

Hermit: People who speak in movie quotes should shampoo my crotch. Get it?!! Because Jack Nicholson said “People who speak in metaphores should…” I love that movie!!

Dizzy <3: Are you trying to mess with my head?

Annie: You all are in cahoots!! What in the hootenanny?!? This really burns my bush!!

2007-09-01 10:58:41 · update #3

: Why do you all of a sudden you want to be my friend when you already are? Is this a freaky conspiracy theory?? Or I mean a conspiracy?? You guys are really freaking me.

Redflower: You don’t have to do all that stuff just to avoid being friends with me!! :D Silly… believe me... that stuff would hurt! I’ve been there – twice, with some of the things. I don’t know what it is, but it’s almost every pool party or bonfire I go to…

2007-09-01 11:07:08 · update #4

28 answers

thanks but i have enough problems

2007-09-01 10:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by whisper 6 · 5 0

^I'd tell you that, I would rather jump into a vat of boiling oil, swim in piranha and crocodile infested waters, gouge out my eyes with hot pokers and drink hemlock laced with lye then have a friend like you, have a nice life.

So what are you doing tomorrow.

2007-09-01 17:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Why would I want to get rid of you? I'd slip you a roofie and have my way with you all night.

2007-09-01 17:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Dan 2 · 0 0

I have a knack for turning friends away from me...probably my sweet disposition combined with my sense of sarcasm

I think that will ward you off

2007-09-01 17:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would ward you off by being the sad lonely girl that I am. That makes everyone run for the hills.

2007-09-01 17:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by I am me 5 · 1 0

Why would anyone want to ward off a friend like you? I sure wouldn't! Have a glorious weekend! Annie

2007-09-01 17:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by Annie 6 · 2 1

With a stick and a fierce dog

2007-09-01 17:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ooooookkkkkk....did u forget to take your medicine this morning? Just drop the drugs and walk away slowly...lol ^_^

2007-09-01 17:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by krazykat 5 · 1 0

wow that's a lot of stuff. i would love to have a party with you! and the shirt with your face sounds awesome

2007-09-01 17:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

As long as you pay for your share

2007-09-01 17:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

by not opening my door to you, it's simple really, I will stay in my safety zone at all times, and nobody is allowed in my safety zone.

2007-09-01 19:06:41 · answer #11 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1 0

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