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2007-09-01 06:51:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

IMOA!! LOL. VERY FUNNY INDEED!

2007-09-01 07:00:25 · update #1

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As everyone from dairy farmers to vegetarians celebrate, those of the bovine persuasion are very compatible with themselves as with others. What we ignorant humans hear as "moo" is more correctly the phrase "me and you." However, having a really large ( and tasty) tongue prohibits the cow from pronouncing these conciliatory words. Daily, many are consigned to the slaughter house, and thence off to McDonald's. A tragic situation indeed, and one I request PETA to correct by assigning a minimum of 1 speech therapist to every 20 cows. Viva la vache, I say, may the cow and man abide in peace. And those who have ears, may they hear the plaintive mooing as a plea for unity--well away from the dinner plate.

2007-09-02 09:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i think the suitable terminology is "pre-owned cow". hence the term "used" is possibly to be basically a sales gimmick- attempting to grant a potential client with the theory the cow in question, is usable. i think of it fairly is risk-free to anticipate that the traditional public of cow clientele, are possibly to have some destiny use in techniques. (in assessment to those that might basically be interested in a "loose-floating" cow). of course, basically by way of fact a cow has been "used" does not assure that it continues to be usable, yet little doubt better than an "unseasoned" cow which of course, would have the accidental results of turning out to be one think of of burgers. yet i think of using the term "used" is udder nonsense! i might steak my repetition on the shown fact that maximum clientele might anticipate the worst, associating "used" with "misuse" and believing that they have been buying a "victimized" or "exploited" cow. i think of one might have so lots greater fulfillment a promoting with an illustration that stated "shown Cow on the industry".

2016-10-19 21:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Because we just wouldn't be able to handle it if we drove by a pasture and a bunch of cows started barking at us.

2007-09-01 06:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1 0

They are trying to scare you but they cannot pronounce a "B". Also, sometimes they are not entertained by you. That's their way of defense: to diss you away from them.

2007-09-01 06:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by RidiculousQstioner w/Vengeance 2 · 2 0

To pollunate

2007-09-01 06:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 · 0 0

wouldnt you make a weird noise too if someone squeezed your nipples all day?

2007-09-01 06:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jack C. 5 · 0 0

LMAO! because thats the only thing they can say i guess...?

2007-09-01 06:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

because it is too hard to say "arf" around their cud

2007-09-01 06:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by misspriss 4 · 1 0

they found all the bulls think its sexy as hell~

2007-09-01 06:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by cindy 6 · 1 0

NATURE

2007-09-02 07:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 1 0

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