I was having sex with a woman twice my age!!!
I went along with it because, at the time, I was so far back in the closet, I was lost in fu****g Narnia!!!
2007-09-01 04:29:42
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answered by Room_101 3
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The funniest rumor that was started about me was back when I was a fast food manager. I was open with my sexuality, but very laid back about it. I didn't tell people, but didn't hide it when they asked. Well, he had a 16 year old girl hire on to work part time as some school class thing. During the first week of her working she tripped over her shoelaces (which she refused to keep tied) and when I went to catch her I accidentally brushed against a boob. The very next day I hear rumors (that originated from her I found out) that I had tried to force her into sexual positions in the walk-in freezer! When my boss heard the rumor she called both me and the 16 year old into her office and asked the girl what happened. After hearing the girl's story my boss burst ouf laughing and expalined that I was gay and in a longterm relationship. Oh lord was the 16 year old red faced :) She actually got so embarassed that she ran out of the store and never came back. Turns out that the reason she was saying that was that she had a crush on me and was hoping that the rumor would come true. WHY she thought that, I will never know.
2007-09-01 08:22:57
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answered by c i 4
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I've had many rumors started about me. The most recent was that I was pregnant...which I am not. But the funniest one was from many years ago. Some girl was telling people that I smoked crack. No one would believe her because I don't do drugs and I wouldn't even drink back then.
2007-09-01 05:24:23
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answered by Prettycutetk 5
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Uh, during my freshman year of high school there was a rumor going around that my best friend and I were gay lovers. This was long before I was out, but my best friend was bi. We weren't really bothered by the rumor, we thought it was kind of funny.
I actually liked having the rumor about me, so much that I kissed him in front of like 10 people just to stir things up. He was like O.O and I just walked away laughing.
Good times!
2007-09-01 10:53:00
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answered by Anonymous
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The funniest rumor that I heard about myself was that I was married (to a man) and had a child. Anyone who knows me knows that isn't true! lol!!!
2007-09-01 04:36:37
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answered by Pnthr wmn 4
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Great question, and a good one.. I am divorced, and years ago attended grad. school away from home. When I returned, a newly widowed church gossip started the rumor that I'd gone to grad. school to "get a man." Of course I didn't. But the funny thing is that in school more women hit on me there than men. I ignored them and got my education!
2007-09-01 04:35:07
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answered by Anonymous
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When I first came out of the closet, I was 18 and still had really bad acne.
I heard a rumor that I had AIDS, you could tell by my bad acne.
Straight kids are so ignorant.
2007-09-01 12:33:24
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answered by Barney Blake 6
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2016-10-19 21:26:50
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answered by ? 4
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That I had punched out one of my coworkers during a fistfight.
(One of thoser rumors that grew with each retelling. I had an arguement with the coworker.)
2007-09-01 05:10:06
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answered by knightofsappho 4
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There was one that me and this guy were dating. (I hated him, but he liked me and HE was the one that started the rumor O_o)
And when I was eleven, people were saying that I slept with my ex-boyfriend and people wouldnt believe me when I said I was a virgin. (they still dont believe me!!!)
Sadly, some of the rumors going around about me are true, I just deny them!! :D
2007-09-01 05:34:21
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answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4
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