is a fork a good choice or would i be better off with a kebab skewer?
2007-09-01 03:06:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-09-01 03:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is illegal to hunt Elephants in your shed with a kebab skewer,
but you can use a fork as long as you remove one of the prongs.
almost forgot, if your on horse back you can hunt all day on a tuesday!!!
happy hunting.
2007-09-01 03:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've hunted them with a fork,but had better luck with a pitch fork, i found for best results, smear some peanut butter on a couple of mice and then tie them to the pitch fork. but be sure to pay the mice at least double their weight in chedder for their work, they might ask for triple if you catch more than 2 elephants
2007-09-01 03:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hunting of elephants in sheds is banned, regardless of the weapon used. So I suggest you stop it right now or else the Elephant in Sheds Protection League will pour something nasty through your letterbox
2007-09-01 03:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but use a teaspoon instead and make sure the elephant puts a saddle on the horse before he goes riding on the horse's back.
2007-09-01 03:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the size of the fork
2007-09-01 03:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by M G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, unfortunately. Even though they are illegal immigrants, you are not allowed to hunt them. Call the immigation depratment, they will take care of it. They will take them to the appropriate detention centre - one for the African elephants and one for the Asian elephant. However, IF there are any kangaroos in you shed - then go ahead - shoot with extreme prejudice! The stupid animals! (one jumped in front of my car two months ago. put a big dent in it!)
2016-05-18 21:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tusk tusk! I'd use a fork n' knife if i was you. But then again, you could surround it with hurdles. Because, as you know, they can't jump! Then you can use an elephant club ;)
2007-09-01 03:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
use a shrimp fork. that way, when they turn around and charge you, you only stab yourself with 3 tines instead of 4.
2007-09-01 03:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would go with the kebab skewer
2007-09-01 03:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ride in on a mouse. Then when they stand on their hind legs you can get em in their weak spot
2007-09-01 03:11:47 · answer #11 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋