If you could turn your ex into an item of clothing for a day and wear them, what would it be?

Question

And what would you say to them as your wearing them ?

Answer 1

Gumboots.
I love walking in the mud.

Answer 2

I would turn him into a pair of shoes and while I was wearing them I would say to them about the hours I'm gonna spend on walking.

Answer 3

My Boxers, I would would run 20 miles and ride a bike for another 20 and then sit in a sauna of the next 23 and 20 minutes. The whole time I would be eating foods that upset my stomach and gives me bad gas. I would be telling it, "payback sucks doesnt it". rofl oh how I wish that could happen

Answer 4

A pair of my shoes or trainers so I could walk all over her for a change. I'd make sure I didn't wash my feet for a couple of days too (heh, heh,heh)
Then I would go for a punishing 5 mile run whilst singing:
'These boots are made for walking,
and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you' (!)

Answer 5

Does a colostomy bag count as an item of clothing? If so I'd say, HAH! You ******* dirty sh!t-eater! I knew you were always full of sh!t but this is hilarious!

Answer 6

Boots

Answer 7

My socks... Then he will be able to smell my stinky feet... ^_^
I bet I could hurt him too every time I walk and jump!

I would say '' You are no longer the boss of me you perverted jerk! Now I'm your Queen for a day, thank you for making my feet so comfortable...''

Answer 8

I would turn him into a pair of football boots and play football all day.

Answer 9

Wellies, than I'd walk through the chicken sheds, and the fields finding as much sh*t to walk in as I could and I'd say "you were always sh*t to me, now you're even sh*ttier than I remembered!"

Answer 10

A pair of underpants and I wouldnt wipe myself all day