All of your exes are shrunk to 1-inch tall and you find them snooping around your bedroom. What would you say and do? Would you capture them, step on them, be creative!
2007-08-31 20:57:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would grab him by his little tiny Pepe and flush him.
2007-08-31 21:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by ღ♥ஐcookie1ஐ♥ღ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Douglas is still alive. Stepping on him would make it too quick. No, he deserved to be tortured to the bitter end.
Let's see, I know this, I've done it so many times but to shrink him to 1", that's a good start.
Maybe boiling him in a cauldron very very slowly until nothing remains but his bones. Then I would put his bones in my kiln fire it up to 2600 degrees & there would be nothing left except maybe his teeth. So, then I'd crush those mix them in with some glaze & decorate a piece of pottery with it.
How delightful.
Terry died in '98.
Dalton died in '01.
John died earlier this year. ('07)
2007-09-01 04:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard this one before and got best answer on my last account
I said:
I would capture them
lock them in a clear drawer
watch them suffer
pick them up
make fun of there small..you know
stare them down
make them beg and yell mercy
have them scream you are the winner
and feed them to my dog or just use them to scrub the sink,floors,toilet,and shoes
2007-09-01 04:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Damn,, I wish I had my Avatar with long hair to answer this Question, I love creativity but the problem that I can't find room for men to be creative in here :P
2007-09-01 04:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by Abood 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd coat them with metal and put them each on a wooden base with a sign that says, "World's Greatest Catch"...
2007-09-01 04:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by MelLisa 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i would tape them to the spokes of a bike ride really fast down a hill, then pull them off and tape them to a wall and shoot them with BB's
2007-09-01 04:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by countrygirl969702 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i pick them all up and put em in a clear jar and put a lid on it so i can watch them try to get out of the jar.
2007-09-01 04:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Friv 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd pick them up and take them outside and throw them as far as I could.....
because my dog likes to play fetch!
2007-09-01 04:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kristi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi Britney, I would put them in a little cage and feed bananas
to them. What helpless monkeys they would be.
Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-09-01 04:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
My ex are three.
I will juggle them like they juggled me when i was with them..
2007-09-01 04:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by Manu 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋