please elaborate , makes for funny stories
2007-08-31 18:11:44 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this is such a good question...i have to answer.
If i'm in a clothing store...i back up to the clothing rack real close and itch away...
anywhere else...i just look around me and check for onlookers...I will itch freely in front of pets only...
Um, i need another beer.
2007-08-31 18:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I'm in a grocery store, I'll discretely rub my butt up against some merchandise... trying carefully not to knock over the product and make a ruckus. I'll usually leave a small portion of the shelf in shambles.
2007-08-31 18:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I scratch it. There are no funny stories, people should accept public butt scratching.
2007-08-31 18:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I seem to drop whatever I am holding, be it a cell phone or a pencil, causing a distraction to the arousing people around me. I slowly reach down to seem to pick it up, watching for any suspicious movements of the people or of any foul play and before you know it I have lost balance of myself and have fell to the ground! I turn over so that the object I have dropped is behind me. I use my hand to reach around for it, starting behind my thigh and working my way up to my itchy butt. By now everybody is watching along as I seem to be a retarted fellow who has fallen and has terrible hand-eye coordination and doesn't realize that the object he dropped had already been picken up by the fine young lady that had passed by him.
2007-08-31 18:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Depends on how ornery Im feeling....sometimes Ill go into the bathroom and be disgreet about it and if IM in the ornery mood Ill stop in front of someone in a store and bend over and scratch it in front of them.....lol
2007-08-31 18:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Tbrat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scrape my butt along the floor like a dog does
2007-08-31 18:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i scratch it .... just like if i have a wedgie i have no problem putting my hand in my pants and getting it out .... if im not comfy... be damned if im about to let manners keep me itchy or make me walk around funny cuz i have a wedgie .... who cares if their lookling like they dont scratch their butt too .... i look at it as the same as scratching your leg or arm.... ♥
sometimes ill just be like ... "my butt itches" and then ill scratch.... so it was pre-warned that im about to touch my bum...
2007-08-31 18:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I re-tuck my shirt in and give the undies a quick yank, hoping this will ease the itch until I can get in a private spot. If that doesn't work...I go for it
2007-08-31 18:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by coachotis 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have many methods of discreetly scratching my butt in public, but if I divulge my secrets, I won't be ambiguous anymore. I can't allow that!
JK <3
2007-08-31 18:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by Senator D*L*P™ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well good question what I do I walk into the next shop or corner and then I scratch as hard as I could or I put my hand bag at the back of my bum then I scratch
2007-08-31 18:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋