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Rabbit’s Revenge
Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts.
One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.
To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,”I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest.” His wish was granted.
The Genie turned to the rabbit who said “I want a motorcycle helmet.” And he got his wish.
“And for your second wish bear?” Demanded the genie, “I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female.” He got his wish.
The rabbit without delay took his second wish, “I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet.”
“Final wish bear!” Bellowed the genie. The bear said, “I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females.” After having his wish granted he smirked at the rabbit and strutted off into the forrest.
The rabbits eyes lit up, he turned to the genie and he said, “For my last wish, I wish that bear was gay.”
2007-08-31 11:14:56 · 36 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hehe cruel
2007-08-31 11:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by momoftwobeauties 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW lmfao well done yet again mate 10/10 and a star
2007-09-07 02:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Like Bungle
2007-08-31 11:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You actually got me to laugh out loud!
(Hard to do b/c I try to be quiet -- I'm in a library after all)
ty for the joke
may I use it?
2007-08-31 11:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by Abnormal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
haha
thats funny
starred
=)
2007-08-31 11:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one. The rabbit is such a spoilsport!!
:-)))
2007-08-31 11:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww no more bears funny tho
2007-09-06 05:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Realll avery good one.
2007-09-05 22:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by billako 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still love it!
2007-08-31 11:19:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
haha. thats hilarious.!
i got to tell my friends that one.
deff. star.
2007-09-08 06:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋