2007-08-31 11:05:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no...f the chit chat, I'm just there for the sex.
2007-08-31 11:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are some things you could do in an elevator.
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
2007-08-31 18:50:41 · answer #2 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I'm no good at that - don't mind if others do though - oh & elevators are too small to be on your cell, b/c you can't seem to speak at a normal volume, why people have to yell on their cells, I don't know, but I call it "cell yell" ... I'll say Oh you have a bad case of cell yell & they just look at me like huh? probably like you are right now ... LOL!
2007-08-31 18:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but i usually pass gas and blame it on someone else. i look to the nearest person and make a face like "oh my god do u smell that?"
it s a sick compulsion.
so if u see me in a elevator know it was me (but dont tell any1)
2007-08-31 18:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by pandasex 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and I push the buttons for every floor in the building just to keep my victim captive for as long as possible before the fateful stop on their floor.
2007-08-31 22:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When people get on the elevator, just say:
"I know Tyler Durden!" Really loud.
Then grin like an idiot.
2007-08-31 18:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by JC 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy having sex in elevators...
( Marla stole my thunder, ah well great minds think alike.)
2007-08-31 18:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Tigerlilly D™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not so much, but I will talk to people who do though
2007-08-31 18:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by Angelia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and it kinda pisses me off when other people do
2007-08-31 18:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and I hate people who do.
2007-08-31 18:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by Starr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋