Star if you liked it
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.
He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
2007-08-31 10:59:39 · 28 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes funny
2007-08-31 11:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
here the star you asked for
2007-09-07 07:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errr disgusting but well funny! Hahaha.. Have a star mate
2007-09-06 22:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle!!xx
2007-08-31 11:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good not to bad xx
Heres your star xxxx
2007-09-07 22:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by Kymmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
average but I give you a star for effort :-)
2007-08-31 11:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by xtina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is. Very funny
2007-09-07 21:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lip smacking good en.
2007-09-06 23:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't laugh, but it wasn't painfull to read.
2007-08-31 11:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by SaveEggsCrackSmiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you deserved a star.
2007-09-08 04:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋