is it 1, 2 or 3 ?? please choose and show method/ reasoning?

Question

1.) Free Pearly Gates "Pass" signed and approved by St.Peter

2.) A lifetime supply of ACME products.

3.) A genie bottle lamp. [smallprint = Terms and conditions apply, genie not included]

Answer 1

uhh. number 1 (if real).

A pass into heaven would be the ultimate goal of any Christian, but hard to prove it was real.

ACME products always backfire (see Wile E. Coyote)

Genie bottle with no genie is just a bottle. Got lots of those.

If 1 is fake, I'd take 3...at least it wouldn't kill me, lol.

Answer 2

1.) is the only logical choice.