Working on a yard takes away free time I could be spending with my family...making sure they wear bike helmets before they ride a bike or skateboard...making sure there is no second hand cigarette smoke that they may inhale, making sure they aren't having fried chicken with the wrong grease....making sure that the light they use is the most energy efficient. Those things take time and really impact the health of my family. If my lawn care can be socialized, I will have time to properly focus. What do you all think?
2007-08-31 08:55:03 · 5 answers · asked by Yahoo Answer Angel 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
You forgot "The number 23" starring Jim Carrey.
2007-08-31 09:09:28 · update #1
Wayne G, I can't imagine anyone topping that answer...it brought a tear to my eye.
2007-08-31 09:14:17 · update #2
Shelby, the dems seem hostile to anyone who shows an inkling of self-sufficiency...they'd likely try to deport illegals who were seen working on lawns, but increase the benefits for those who are glued to Univision at home.
2007-08-31 09:17:33 · update #3
The problem is first that the Dems would have to take a portion of those who have lawns and redistribute it to those who don't have lawns. In order to do that, they need to raise your taxes. then tax you more to transport your portion of lawn, (bus it, if you will) to another area. Then raise your taxes more so they can implement a program to help those who they have given the lawns to feel better about themselves for not having a lawn in the first place and teach them how to cope with the lawn once they eventually kill it. then tax you more for making the lawnless feel inferior (you racist pig) and the kicker -- tax you more because they created such a big bureaucracy in collecting all your taxes in the first place. Then you would be stuck with less lawn, no money to afford to water it, so what you do have will be dead lawn and then they'll blame Bush and global warming for the reason why you don't have time to spend with your family (you racist).
2007-08-31 09:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Wayne G 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wayne G. - funny answer to a funny question.
would the dems allow immigrants (legal and illegal) to participate in the socialized lawn care program? What about the immigrants who already work in lawn care, any special considerations for them?
2007-08-31 16:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by 2007_Shelby_GT500 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to first deport the grass ninjas
2007-08-31 17:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by subprimelendor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dems work?
ROFLMAO
Now that's an oxymoron.
2007-08-31 18:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great stuff ! what's up with senor psychopath?' it's your world'
2007-08-31 17:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by andy c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋