Do we have to all sneeze at once?
When will Truthisback pony up the cash so I can play World series of Poker?
Will you write me as President at the next election? If no, why not?
2007-08-31 07:55:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
RLP, thanks for not voting but I am not liberal either!
2007-08-31 08:10:36 · update #1
god blesses this country when and only when truthisback provides a link to prove the accuracy of the blessing, and to prove the blessing will be good for the economy.
he will not sponsor your trip to vegas unless you get him laid, for free, he told me so himself.
no, because you're not a squirell. the squirells are taking over, you've been warned.
2007-08-31 08:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Incognito 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're Muslim.. he blesses us 7 times a day
if your Christian, it's twice on Sundays and once on Wednesdays
If your Seventh Day Adventist it's from Friday at sundown to Saturday at sundown.
If you're Deist... you have to fulfill your own blessings in this world
For the Atheists.. he never blesses America and you are all delusional for believing in the "Imaginary man in the sky"
If you're Buddhist, Lord Buddha only blesses you and no one else in the world with such knowledge.
The Agnostics aren't sure if we are blessed or not.
And finally, if you are George Bush.. you think you have him on a personal line of communication and can get him to bless us at any time.
2007-08-31 15:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by pip 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God Blesses America at the start of every football season. If we all sneezed at once it would accelerate global warming. Truthisback has his money tied up in his 70s rock record collection. I'll write you in as President only if you cut-n-run on your Godless tax-raising flip-flops.
2007-08-31 15:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't bless anything. God is not an invisible man who lives in the sky, watching everything you do, every minute of everyday. God is the force of all that exists, the force of nature. God does not answer prayers, or smite your enemy (also created by God), or make you better when you're sick. You gotta let go of this religious fairy tale developed by our very unsophisticated, uneducated ancestors.
2007-08-31 15:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by amazed we've survived this l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God blesses America all of the time. America is greatest country on Earth. Travel sometime.
The Vatican made an interesting comment a long time ago. It said that countries that the poorest are the ones with the most sin. It basically said the countries bring their dispair upon themselves.
2007-08-31 14:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by a bush family member 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
God has blessed America continuously since we declared
our sovereignty.
2007-08-31 15:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God Blesses America and the rest of the world EVERY DAY! I feel blessed...
Sneeze at once - let's try it and see if we get any "extras" - GREAT IDEA!
Do not hold your breath but let us all know if he comes through. I don't think he wants to enable your gambling...
No I won't. You are not a Conservative Republican and therefore I CAN'T in good conscience vote for you.
2007-08-31 15:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Every morning when we wake up and still have a country, jobs, family and friends. That is a blessing.
2007-08-31 15:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by gone 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I remember when I was allowed to sing that song in class. Now it's a bad thing.
2007-08-31 15:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
He will withold his blessings soon, don't you worry. America has denounced God and soon He will denounce us.
2007-08-31 15:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by Frank Dileo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋