At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Sh*t!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
2007-08-31 06:52:29 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You don't need to tell me this is in the wrong section.
2007-08-31 06:53:07 · update #1
This didn't happen to me it's just a joke, I'm a girl!
2007-08-31 07:02:12 · update #2
lol good one.
2007-08-31 07:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I thought it was kinda funny. But if the clock cuckooed and he did it. Wouldn't see know it was him? Because it would sound different.
2007-08-31 07:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is in the wrong section.
EDIT>>wait, you are a girl and you have a wife?? I am confused! What a waste of 5 yahoo bucks!
2007-08-31 09:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That reminds me of me since I always creep around at night
Pretty funny, your wife reminds me of my roommate since she complains I make to much noise.
Will you answer one of my questions?
2007-08-31 06:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by i love to scream 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still thought it was funny.
2007-08-31 06:56:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny. Keep them coming!
2007-08-31 23:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by David T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny, I have heard it before.
2007-08-31 06:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-08-31 07:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by Riki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-08-31 09:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
thats one of the best one i have heard in a while
2007-08-31 07:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is very funny lmao great story so cute!!
2007-08-31 07:08:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋