do they have a 401k?
does Dental come straight out their checks?
2007-08-31 06:29:37 · 26 answers · asked by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't think so, the last elf that asked got kick in the balls and fired!
2007-08-31 06:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 07:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure but I will soon. I'm going to became one of Santa's Elves because that's much better than going to school.
2007-08-31 06:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought Elves lived for a long time and don't need benefits. Besides, it would be and elf who would play doctor or dentist and they can be paid in toys.
2007-08-31 06:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by PenguinMan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's no 401(k) because they can never retire - they work until they drop dead.
There's no dental - where do you think the teeth for the dollies and dinosaurs come from?
There's a house dr. who tells them to get back to work if they are not feeling well.
Now that I think about it, it is kinda like where I work!
2007-08-31 06:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As far as I know, Santa only pays for dental.
2007-08-31 06:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by crazy_frog462 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope. They are not American citizens (nor do they live in the US). They are reputed to live at the North Pole which, by all accounts, has been claimed as Russian territory. Ask Putin.
2007-08-31 06:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa's elves are MAGIC! They don't have a use for health care, they can't get sick. LOL
2007-08-31 06:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by beerme85 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah cause they do ...they work 4 santa ...they probz get colds n that all the time up in the north pole so it wud jus b ravin if they didnt get helth benifits like free operations n **** hahaha....but the question is.....do dinosaurs get there shoes speicialy made? cuz i imagine its hard 2 find shoes in their size
2007-08-31 06:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course they do. All paid by Santa, without any deductibles.
2007-08-31 06:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Santa runs a sweat shop.
2007-08-31 06:33:06 · answer #11 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋