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2007-08-31 06:23:11 · 17 answers · asked by Fae 4 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

This is no joke!

2007-08-31 07:48:48 · update #1

Jennifer you cant have Alcazar he is mine! Maybe if you ask his momma real nice.....

2007-08-31 14:43:34 · update #2

I dont believe in spankings!

2007-09-01 09:32:31 · update #3

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(((feona))) Thanks hun I needed someone to lighten things up!

"offical answer" (so i can't be reported for chatting): A little neosporine for the nose and practice for the baby dragon...with the end of a stick maybe?

2007-08-31 06:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3 0

Some breeds of Dragon are very health conscious. She was probably just trying to get rid of the ciggie. Unfortunately as she's only a baby she missed and scorched your nose!

The moral of this story is - Smoking can be hazardous to your nasal hair!

2007-08-31 14:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by James Melton 7 · 4 0

Arrayed about my computer and monitor are a green dragon; a purple dragon; a gold dragon, and a silver dragon holding my crystal Ball. Then there is Taz, my 8 inch Tasmanian Devil who destroys any cigarette I try to get lit in a whirlwind of caring.

2007-08-31 15:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by Terry 7 · 3 0

Start by buying longer cigarettes. Then give the dragon something else to incinerate, he's just learning to control his flame thrower so he should practice on something bigger. Now let's see what needs to burn? The US Congress? Vick the formr football player? An old minivan?

2007-09-02 08:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try some aloe vera or some snow water (old mountain rememedy that works). Put that dragon in time out till it learns aim.

2007-08-31 14:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by firey_cowgirl 5 · 2 0

Looks like you need the super nanny!
or
Baby needs a spanking!!

2007-09-01 15:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by nicola 2 · 0 0

Go to the emergency room and demand a nose-hair transplant and a bic?

2007-09-01 23:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Provide first aid to your nose and try not to upset your dragon further, or your nose may not be your only burned possession.

2007-08-31 13:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by Brian Fisk 1 · 2 0

give the baby dragon to me since I love dragons and I promise to be your best friend for life, then go and use burn cream or something.

2007-08-31 21:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get some graham crackers, chocolate and a marshmallow. Feed him a smore. He just wants your attention

2007-09-01 23:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1 0

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