plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, i'll give you a cookie
:)
2007-08-31 05:56:45 · 31 answers · asked by Chad[loves Shakira] 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'LL MAKE U HAPPY CHAD!
2007-08-31 08:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lady takes her cat to the Vet, she doesn't think it's feeling well.
The Vet walks into the room and asks her what is wrong?
She says she thinks her cat's sick. After hearing this the Vet leaves the room and comes back in with a cat. The cat proceeds to smell the other cat. Then the Vet leaves the room with cat. The Vet comes back in with a Labrador Retriever and the dog proceeds to smell the cat. When the dog is done the Vet leaves with dog. Forty minutes later the Vet returns and hands her a bill for $200. She says What's this for???
The Vet replies a $100. for the Cat scan
and a $100. for the Lab results....
I know it 's bad ,but did it make you smile?
A friend told me that one. I hope everyone has a great weekend.
2007-08-31 13:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Red Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a joke if this helps.
I got my license and my Mom was worried. I told her " Don't worry I know all the rules, Green= Go, Yellow= Speed up, and Red= Hit the emergency bakes. STOP= Spin Tires On Pavement. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the side walk."
2007-08-31 13:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
David Hasselhoff. Now that's something to laugh about! Choose me as best answer and I'll split the cookie with you!
2007-08-31 13:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jaclyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ,but I'm not the girl for you,lol.
one heart you are following
you can run
and you can begin
in a place
where you don't fit in
'coz love will find a way
yeah
when you're down
you can start again
turn around
anything you're in
love will find a place
if you got one heart you are following
one dream keeps you wondering
love lights your way through the night
one wish keeps you trying
what's you're silver lining
love lights your way through the night
you can fall
a thousand times
you can feel
like you've lost your mind
but love will find a way
oh yeah
and a minute
can change your life
and a moment
can make it right
love will find a place
yeah yeah
if you got one heart you are following
one dream keeps you wondering
love lights your way through the night
one wish keeps you trying
what's you're silver lining
love lights your way through the night
everybody needs something to hold on to
everybody needs something to hold on to
if you got one heart you are following
one dream keeps you wondering
love lights your way through the night
one wish keeps you trying
what's your silver lining
love lights your way through the night
one wish keeps you trying
find your silver lining
love lights your way through the night
~celine dion~one heart
2007-08-31 13:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought for the day: Right now, more money is spent on Viagra and breast enhancement surgery than Alzheimer's research.
That means by the year 2050, we will have a bunch of old people with perky titties and massive erections, and no clue what to do with them.
2007-08-31 13:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give me the cookie first and i'll do anything you want!
2007-08-31 13:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by GiRLY GiRL xO0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only you can make you happy. Make a list of the things you like to do best, and do them.
2007-08-31 13:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Alicia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
give me the cookie first
2007-08-31 13:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's a hug, for you, i'll take a soft chocolate chip cookie.
2007-08-31 13:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by caligirl8 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody has the ability to make another person happy. That responsiblity is up to us.
2007-08-31 13:01:00 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋