Who can cheer me up?

Question

I'm feeling down and would like it if someone could help me.
Maybe by telling a joke or anyother way. Thanks in advance

Answer 1

What?? You're the one who always cheer's us up!!!
hmmm ........ are you on strike today?

Ok, big hugs for dagger .............. ouch!! Forgot about the sharp edges ................................. anyone got a bandage???

Answer 2

9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, c! ouldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

douno if this made u feel better, but i hope it did!

Answer 3

There are three pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. To break the silence the brunette says "apparently the position you do when you have sex determines the sex of the baby, I was on top so I'm having a boy". The redhead then adds "Well I was underneath so that means I'm having a girl". The blonde then says worryingly "Oh sh*t, I'm having puppies". (sorry if ur blonde no offence i just love this joke)

Answer 4

ill tell you a joke. ok..here goes ready steady go'
A young fella was strolling down a street in San Fransisco when he tripped over an old oil lamp. Picking it up, he quickly hid it inside his jacket, realising it's potential worth. Heading swiftly towards the nearest antiques shop, the lamp rubbed against his shirt. Suddenly - POOF - a genie popped out from his pocket.
Now the Genie looked extremely angry and said, "Alright, I've had it up to hear with this 3 wish nonsense, and because you stole me away from my favorite HBO show, I'm only giving you one wish!"
Looking surprised, the man said: "Ok, I wish to live in Hawaii, in a large condo near the beach, with millions of dollars and a plethora of gorgeous ladies on call...but I'm afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii."
The genie replied with a smirk: "You're crazy, right? Do you realise just how long that's gonna take? All those pillars and cement??? Sorry bud, it simply can't happen!"
The man sighed, but smiled and said: "Fair enough then. Instead, I want to understand women."
The genie replied: "Would you like two lanes or four?"




One day a boy named Chris was riding his bike down the street when he saw a limo parked on the shoulder. Never having seen a limo he stopped and was starring at it. Little did he know but there was a guy and girl having sex in the back. When the guy finished he took off the condom and threw it out the window. The girl then replied, "We're not finished," so he rolled the window all the way down to find Chris standing there holding the condom. He asked, "Can I have that back kid?" Chris then asked, "What is it?" "It's a twinkie replied the man." So Chris gave it back to the man. An hour later when he got back home his mother yelled at him and asked why he was late getting home and he replied, "Well there was this guy who kept throwing a twinkies out the window and I kept giving them back after I sucked the cream filling out."

Answer 5

I'm not particularly good at telling jokes all i can say is hope you feel better don't let things get you down and i suggest you look on the joke section, love,hugs and kisses

Answer 6

My brother once pooed on a bouncey castle and my dad had to go on with a empty crisp packet to get it. This is while all the parents were laughing and the kids were still bouncey up and down.

Answer 7

okay well first of all....
http://bored.com/drawthings/index.php
do this it might be babyish but fun
http://bored.com/warpcelebs/index.htm
also warp celebs...

here is a joke-
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

Answer 8

Cheer up!
Biggest joke is me?
Still peeping from under the bed!

Answer 9

I have worked every weekend for the last 18 months except for three weeks when I broke my ribs.

Answer 10

“One day I sat thinking, almost in despair; a hand fell on my shoulder and a voice said reassuringly; 'Cheer up, things could be worse' So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse”

Just kidding sweetie...After every storm comes the rainbow!!!!!!

Answer 11

What does the drum kit do after a joke has been answered?
badoomdoom SSSHHH!