Fart
Poop
swear
Fight
Always polite
Wait for their knight in shining armour
Obey their parents and husbands
Don't have broad shoulders
Wear pretty clothes and dresses and bathe twice a day and well presented and groomed
Have a beautiful soft feminie voice
Don't imitate men
Love flowers, trees and sunshine
And we always say please.
Well did you know?
2007-08-31 01:51:14 · 32 answers · asked by SARKY BANSHEE 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Women are the same only they don't get old.
We're always pretty. Too bad for you guys.
2007-08-31 01:56:45 · update #1
Oh yeah, thanks cowgirl. We do NOT burp.
2007-08-31 01:59:23 · update #2
Thank you all my girlfriends for remindind me of the things i forgot.
2007-08-31 02:04:39 · update #3
they also lie a lot
2007-08-31 01:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
HaHa yeah, I didn't know that, mostly it is very hard to find a beautiful girl from the outside and from the inside, these two things are just not made to be in one girl,lol sorry my opinion!!!= )
2007-08-31 01:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ivan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Really? Then what do we call all those humans walking around with girl parts, cause never ever saw the kind you just described. Haha
2007-08-31 01:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell no. I'm rude(sometimes), i have a habbit of making guys my age nervous but older ones chase me, I dont' obey my 'rents. and I like my room dark.
2007-08-31 08:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by Crazygirl ♥ aka GT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL DAGNABIT....NO WONDER I CAN’T KEEP A MAN.....ROFL!!!!
*POOP*? If we don’t...we’re in BIG trouble.....and usually the “fart” precedes it!
Have ya ever heard the saying “projectile vomiting”? YEAH.....give that one a thought!!!!! LOL!!!
*SWEAR*? NO WAY WOULD WE.....I can’t f’n believe that!!!
*KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR*? OK...Where the H*LL IS HE?!?!
*OBEY HUSBANDS*? “Oh Lord, Help me to keep my mouth shut about this!!!”
*ALWAYS SAY PLEASE*? Well of course we do.....”My dear sweet husband, would you PLEASE not f’n jerk off in bed when you think I’m sleeping!” “My generous husband, THANK YOU for your large contribution to paying the bills. That f’n dollar really helped!!!” “I’m so f’n grateful” but could you PLEASE give me two dollars when you can".......
2007-08-31 02:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Two Feather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liar, I fart, poop, swear, not alway polite, I obey my parents, wear pretty cloths and dresses, am well groomed, I love flowers, trees and sunshine and I don't always say please.
lol
2007-08-31 01:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by Mujer Bonita 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yup coz im a girl
2007-08-31 01:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by BabyDollAnna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not, true. Girls do all the things above as a matter of fact. Did you know that?
2007-08-31 01:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yh i did know but i know a lot of girls that dont even do 1 of those things so what i mean is every girl isnt the same
2007-08-31 01:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the easter bunny is coming over for dinner.
2007-08-31 01:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Doona 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I must have been out of town when these girls were created.
2007-08-31 01:57:30 · answer #11 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋