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2007-08-30 22:49:41 · 23 answers · asked by Keith 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

I just freakin woke up. Give me a break man! Give me a break!

2007-08-30 22:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

Well, this morning I got up late and threw the first set of clothes on that I laid my hands on. I was so tired that when I was brushing my teeth I accidentally used the suppository cream instead of the toothpaste. On the way to work I applied my make up and hit a pot hole whilst putting on this 16 hr lipstick which still hasn't come off my cheek. As I shut the door on the car my skirt got caught and is ripped now. It was raining and my mascara has run all down my face and ruined my hair. My jacket doesn't match my skirt and the top I have on has a tomato sauce stain down the front. Other than that I'm having a fine fine day.

This story has elements of truth but it is mostly fabrication I might add (I never wear a skirt).

2007-08-31 06:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you look like a wreck what happened to you????

2007-08-31 05:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Katie 6 · 0 0

I had a wreck

2007-08-31 05:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by dana5169 7 · 0 0

only have had 4 hours sleep in the past 48 hours, thats what happened....

2007-08-31 06:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by ~hip*hip*hurray~ 7 · 0 0

My mother-in-law was born 50 years back.
Trouble is I feel the impact today.

2007-08-31 05:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by Isha 3 · 1 0

Full contact sparring last night, if you think i'm bad you should see the other guy!

2007-08-31 06:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by Wolverine 4 · 0 0

I ran into a wall

2007-08-31 05:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0 0

Asked a lady when she was expecting when she had already had the baby.

2007-08-31 05:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by seadog 5 · 1 0

Compared to what / who? You looked in a mirror lately?" [giggle] ; )

2007-08-31 05:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 0 0

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