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I decided that they were right, when they said "Why waste money on expensive zoom lenses? Simply move closer to what your taking a picture of".

I was taking pictures of big waves. That was a nice camera.

2007-08-30 22:49:29 · 19 answers · asked by 👑 Hypocrite󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I was once going to sellotape a piece of paper under my nose to foil lipreaders, but I don't know any, so I didn't.

2007-08-30 22:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by Nexus6 6 · 4 0

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are. You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

2007-08-30 22:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser

2007-08-31 01:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When making a cup of tea, I now save time boiling the kettle by simply heating the water in a sauce-pan first!

2007-08-30 23:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by Gusdiamond 3 · 3 0

I tried this one when I was at college

"STUDENTS. When asked to write a 3000 word essay, simply draw 3 pictures, as they are worth a thousand words each."

I got a referral.

2007-08-31 04:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Snowth 4 · 1 0

Was tempted to pour a box of Rice Crispies over my drive so that neighbours would hear the crunch when using the drive and think I had an expensive gravel drive.

2007-08-30 23:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I tried the one about attaching sparklers to the roofs of Nissan Micras because they owners drive them like dodgems anyway. It was frowned upon in the cul-de-sac where my parents lived, though.

2007-08-30 22:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Indeed I have I didnt buy carpets for my new home I simply bought two carpet tiles and glued them to my indoor shoes thus having carpet wherever I go in my abode. Class.

2007-08-30 22:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by dimples 3 · 3 0

I made a pair of cycling goggles out of 2 tea strainers and wrapped myself and my mountain bike round a lamp post. They were nice teeth!

2007-08-30 22:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I've never read Viz, I used to read 2000 AD though.

2007-08-30 22:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1 1

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