Come on, help me out, I've got a coffee stained Denny's menu ready to be written upon...
2007-08-30 21:50:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The plot of popular western society against naked skin.....why must we ladies be limited to covering our chi-chis at all times when in public view while the fellas can get all the nipple- breeze action they can stand?!?! IT'S UNFAIR and it smacks of bourgeois imperialistic piggery and the desire of the conservative wealthy to further enslave and imprison ta-tas, ta-tas who have seen enough of the insides of bras and bathing-suits (the cages imposed upon them by the fascist anti-nekkid swine) and long only to be FREE! FREE!!
Fight the power!
Free the boobies of the people!
Underwire bras two sizes too small to all who oppose us!!
2007-09-01 15:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, a manifesto! That means you want a political scheme of some kind... let's see, how about ...
Arming all daleks, bartenders, and bums with exploding taquitos to take over P&S ... no wait that's kinda sorta been hashed around already, I think... hmmm this is harder than I thought to be random... okay here goes --
How you plan to build a potato empire. To order mashed potatoes and smoosh them into a fortress shape, also order french fries to make into logs and ladders, cannons, etc., and hash browns makes good turf. Roll mashed potatoes into little balls for cannonfire, bullets, etc., and sling them at all customers coming out of the bathroom. Thus you plan to conquer Denny's and from there, take over the world, gaining followers with a dynamic faith in the almighty unconquerable power of potatoes. Viva la Spud!!
2007-08-31 23:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am now going to recite the complete and not altered version of War and Peace..............brace yourselves........ no wait make it
The great Gatsby
In the summer of 1922, Nick writes, he had just arrived in New York, where he moved to work in the bond business, and rented a house on a part of Long Island called West Egg. Unlike the conservative, aristocratic East Egg, West Egg is home to the “new rich,” those who, having made their fortunes recently, have neither the social connections nor the refinement to move among the East Egg set. West Egg is characterized by lavish displays of wealth and garish poor taste. Nick’s comparatively modest West Egg house is next door to Gatsby’s mansion, a sprawling Gothic monstrosity.
Nick is unlike his West Egg neighbors; whereas they lack social connections and aristocratic pedigrees, Nick graduated from Yale and has many connections on East Egg. One night, he drives out to East Egg to have dinner with his cousin Daisy and her husband, Tom Buchanan, a former member of Nick’s social club at Yale. Tom, a powerful figure dressed in riding clothes, greets Nick on the porch. Inside, Daisy lounges on a couch with her friend -Jordan Baker, a competitive golfer who yawns as though bored by her surroundings.
Tom tries to interest the others in a book called The Rise of the Colored Empires by a man named Goddard. The book espouses racist, white-supremacist attitudes that Tom seems to find convincing. Daisy teases Tom about the book but is interrupted when Tom leaves the room to take a phone call. Daisy follows him hurriedly, and Jordan tells Nick that the call is from Tom’s lover in New York.
After an awkward dinner, the party breaks up. Jordan wants to go to bed because she has a golf tournament the next day. As Nick leaves, Tom and Daisy hint that they would like for him to take a romantic interest in Jordan.
When Nick arrives home, he sees Gatsby for the first time, a handsome young man standing on the lawn with his arms reaching out toward the dark water. Nick looks out at the water, but all he can see is a distant green light that might mark the end of a dock.
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2007-08-31 08:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The light in your refrigerator. WHO put it there? WHO says it's always off when you shut the door? WHAT brief, but significant effect is it having on your food when it does shine upon it? IS it some advanced alien technology, making Earthlings steadily WEAKER and WEAKER until the pending Dalek invasion?
BTW, you strike me as a "Moon Over My Hammy" kinda diner...
2007-09-01 09:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The international popularity of English peas. If you need a completely random picture for inspiration, here it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Frozen_peas.JPG
Or maybe the clinical effects of rock n' roll as it relates to the release of hormones.
2007-08-31 05:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by solarius 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The complete works of Jackson Pollak and His Impact on the world of art!
2007-08-31 05:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The "unreality" of online personalities...(the real person behind the computer screen)...the computer screen is a mask of a person, who already has a mask in real life...
The "Double Mask" of online people...
On the next Montel...
2007-08-31 09:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bubble gum.
2007-08-31 04:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TV commercials, and why the volume goes to SCREAMING !!
Ughhhhhhhhh !! Makes me NUTS !! LOL !!
2007-08-31 10:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why taquitos go with any alcoholic beverage.
2007-08-31 08:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by Starr 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋