2007-08-30 20:30:01 · 28 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How can I get him to fall down the stairs?
My cat is evil!
Whenever i`m at the top of the stairs he weaves in between my legs
2007-08-30 20:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by Stooky 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pets are just slave of love of masters. for them only feeling and gestures count and they are more alert at it..
animals thinking theory is not getting any ground yet
Pet wants to be called back, pampered, hugged and offered some food and also challenges to keep it alert
2007-08-31 03:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by krishprud@yahoo.co.in_KISHORLAL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dog which looked directly at anyone who farted. Guess she was thinking: 'I know you dropped one.'
She could also spell. If I said to my husband, 'Let's go for a walk,' she would get very excited, so I started to say, 'Let's go for a w-a-l-k.' She soon picked up on that! They say collies are very intelligent. When watching 'One man and his dog', she tried to get behind the TV, presumably to find out where the sheep had gone.
2007-08-31 03:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Male Dog - Now there's a good leg for shagging
Female Dog - Why do you only have 1 baby & I have 8?
Tom Cat - Please don't get me fixed
Tabby Cat - 18 hours sleep a day is not quite enough
2007-08-31 03:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by Angela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat.
Before feeding: Oh, I love you so much. Let's be friends for ever and ever.
After feeding: I'm so much better than you. You are just a pleb to me. Now leave me in peace.
2007-08-31 03:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off ya **** and let me out u lazy cow i need to take a jimmy
2007-08-31 03:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by snikleback 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog thinks he is Michael Winner. He probably wants his pudding first.
2007-08-31 04:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by ross x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheres ma dinner?
2007-08-31 03:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by greythound crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she ever going to take me out, always says she is in a minute........3 hours later still waiting.
2007-08-31 04:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by H.M.C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea..unless it's the one who looks at me, and then at the dog cookie jar...and then at me. I'm pretty sure he's trying to tell me to get him a cookie.
2007-08-31 04:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kaia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋