There's this chick I know who is not really a feminist, but she holds to some feminist ideals. She looks a little bit like Sarah Silverman, problem is she has this moustache so in fact she looks more like Sarah Silverman morphed with the face of Tom Selleck. Thus defeating the purpose of my agreeing to be alone with her covering her mouth with my hand long enough for me to objectify her. Anyway I'm not agreeing to it unless the moustache goes.
How do I tell her she might be half attractive if she shaved that moustache without offending her volatile feminist sensibilities and having her scream about sexual harassment, rape etc.
Also if she hasn't shaved her moustache what are the chances her legs aren't shaved either? Should I preempt this concern and tell her they'd better be, or do I just run away from her apartment if I find out they are later?
I thought you'd be the girls to ask. Cheers. Advice from trolls also welcome as always :)
2007-08-30 20:09:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
There is no chance of a relationship. Do you think I'm crazy?
2007-08-30 20:19:00 · update #1
Stick a hair removal tape and pull hard.
2007-08-30 20:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by diehard_322 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I wonder whether you and this woman are really a good match.
Sounds like you have pretty different ideas about body hair.
I don't think wanting to change someone is a good basis for a relationship.
Maybe you just need to tell her that you don't like body hair.
If you say it without malice you are not being hurtful or offensive -just stating a preference.
If she gets angry and /or doesn't want to change then she's probably not the right person for you or you for her.
Find a less hairy person instead.
2007-08-30 20:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a similar situation with a relative. She is very pretty, but she really did need to pick up a razor and use it.
What we (her mom and I) finally did was print up a card we made up (and sign her ex boyfriends name to it) and enclosed a pack of razors taped to it, we then left it on her doorstep. The card we made up was a picture of a woman with a stach' and on the inside had the same woman without one. We also put the caption " If you would have shaved, we may have been saved". Needless to say she was mad and hurt but she is never without a razor in the morning now.
2007-08-30 20:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha haha hahahaha!!!
Okay, I think one of these people who answered this question was onto something.
Here is what you do.
Go to the drug store and buy Nair or Veet. It will be in the section with the razors and stuff.
Put some on her when she's sleeping. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE PACKAGE CAREFULLY - that sh!t is dangerous if you don't, and you don't want to hurt the poor girl (do you?).
Wipe off with wet washcloth.
Voila - hopefully it should come off, and she won't wake up!
2007-08-31 03:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh, so you want to shag her? Woohoo, Happy's getting some finally :P
Ummm, maybe while she's in the middle of being her fem-bot self(lol) you could say she has something on her upper lip and offer to wipe it off with a tissue. She'll of course become self conscious of her mo and with any luck she'll wax it off.
2007-08-31 01:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Shivers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother. Chances are she won't listen to you. If you're not going out with her, as I suspect you aren't, what business is it of yours what her legs look like?
Also, if you really expect us to believe that she has a Tom Selleck-like mustache, you have more cojones than I thought.
2007-08-31 02:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Rio Madeira 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If she's got a mustache then I wouldn't wait to run, I would do it now. If she shaves it off then it is just giong to get thicker and besides that if she doesn't know then telling her probably won't help. Besides how do you know if maybe she used to be a guy?
I would steer clear and remember my favorite saying about wemen, they are just like busses, there's one that comes along every hour
2007-08-30 20:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by beachbum 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My honest opinion? Get used to the 'mo, because there is really no way you can suggest shaving it without her being offended. Don't listen to anyone who says to be honest and upfront because my guess is she'll be so mortified you'll never see her again.
If you're that desperate, leave an anonymous letter in her mailbox and when she finds it, act as offended as she is.
2007-08-30 20:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You have to laugh! If women took any notice of what turned on every bottom-feeder they met, I would be very surprised. There are cultures where the men are crazy for hairy women, - so she's probably not trying to attract you.
2007-08-31 02:03:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont tell her when shees passed out smeer hot wax on her lip then tickle her nose with a feather let her do all the work lol oh you can check the leg situation while shes sleeping too
2007-08-30 20:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by jake 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My grandfather used to tell people with facial hair that they were "cultivating on their face what grows wild around their a$$ hole." I'm not sure it would go over well though.
2007-08-30 20:45:31 · answer #11 · answered by Steve-O 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋