2007-08-30 18:51:11 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I only have two more loads of laundry to finish and then I can go to bed!
2007-08-30 18:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by in His image 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2007-08-30 18:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by McCrazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day I signed onto my computer and was surprised to see that someone had hacked onto my computer! The unknown hacker had deleted all of my files and replaced them with bountiful pictures of unicorns and puppies. Although I was outraged at first, I was quickly enthralled with the mystical pictures of white unicorns flying over rainbows and prancing through golden fields of lavender. So much so, that I decided to send a note to my hacker thanking him for filling my day with joy and merriment. The next morning I woke up and ran to my computer to escape into the world of mysitcal decidance, like a little child at Christmas, only to discover that I was in a mental instituion in Greenland. It turns out I had actually spent the entire day throwing quarters at hobos, and had never even spent a second in front of the computer. Weird.
2007-08-30 19:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Justin L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
2007-08-30 18:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by coachotis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carry around an umbrella while it's not raining and skip, singing, It's a Hard Knock Life.
2007-08-30 19:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♠♥ Miss Zora ♦♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Artichokes are mere prisoner's of the nation state. True, relative humidity can bring them prescience, but Lorenzo Lamas has brighter hair.
2007-08-30 18:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by nowyat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes me approx 3.3 minutes to use the bathroom and I use exactly 7 sheets of Charmin toiletpaper!
2007-08-30 18:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by hotlilmamax2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My feet are not a matching pair. I think someone switched with me when I was sleeping. That is why I have been tripping so much lately. Has this ever happened to you?
2007-08-30 18:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi dooders90,
You can blame it on me cause I won't remember tomorrow cause I stoned outta my mind!
Havea gr8 AM! :0)
Additional Details: I was the 69th person to respond imagine that!!
2007-08-30 19:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by dousmokedoobies69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stopcock!
2007-08-30 18:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually do you smoke. i am the 69th and my random thing to tell you is
Thats what she said...
My dog has adhd and will stop pooping if i call to him. he will remember later on that he never finished pooping and start scampering around to look for the place he pooped before to finish it up.
2007-08-31 04:01:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋