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sit in my room and cry

2007-08-30 18:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

go into prostitution, make some money and later find out if women are as good as guys in doing things? Not only that, finally find out the question that has been plaguing men for millions of years; what/how does it feel to menstruate first hand and the hassle to put up with it. I would also do the things I usually do, because I am a guy and seeing a woman pound 40oz of beer like it ain't a thing is not common for a woman or play football, or get into a fist fight with your homies or race corvettes or sh*t like that. I would just shock people. Things that I would do, for a woman to do would just be un-lady like. I would also explore the body for when I'm with a woman, I know exactly what they like, be a conscientious lover, so to speak

2007-08-30 18:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First I would masturbate. It would give me an understanding of what feels good and what does not. Though I don't think I would have sex, too weird. Toys would be good enough. This would help me to be a better lover as a man.

Free drinks at the bar lol

Walk around topless at the pool. Seriously I think it is absolutely ridiculous that it is acceptable for men and not women. Just because a woman's nipple is attached to fat does not make it vulgar. If that's the case then fat men should not be allowed to go topless. After I got arrested and put in a woman's jail I would not post bail. Before bed I would masturbate again.
When I woke up as a man I would say "good morning ladies." And when my court came up I would say "I got arrested as a man for not wearing a shirt at the pool."

2007-08-30 18:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by greeneyed_chris 2 · 9 0

I guess try and understand why the perspective of appearing to be popular to mock, demean, condemn men seems so appealing when it appears to be pile driving downwards womens wages worse than the titanic, women have husbands, sons, fathers, and brothers right?

I just can't see sense in being prejudiced, male or female, as to why inequality exists at all? Bazaarly it seems women don't support womens sports, businesses and ideas.

So, as a bloke being a woman for one day?

I would try to learn intuition, not dress in drag, yea, power dress in slacks and a suit.

Do breakfast with the other Sheila's at some high powered nosh up high society cafe in Double Bay, drive the Lamborgini into CBD to the MLC Centre, do a day in court as a High Court Justice, lecture a school group on prejudice and inequality, have lunch at the gym, wearing the tightest leotard possible to show off taunt muscles, in a womens only gym, then, go into the Chambers for the afternoon to watch the Sydney Swifts win the National Net Ball Comp live on High Definition Broadband compatible High Speed LCD TV before seeing the Aussie womens cricket captain approach the same score as Donald Bradman, put out a web blast on it, get a few media write ups on it, then get some shut eye, before walking past numerous Middle Eastern Gentleman not getting into an exclussive night club on the arms of another equally drop dead gorgious woman!

Say, it aint gonna work that way if ya are a Shiela, we blokes are desperate to get drop dead gorgious sheila's into mainstream gyms, unmollested, happy to have breakfast with the gals, and go out to high class night clubs with a drop dead gorgious sheila on our arms? No difference to usual basically?

Oh accept for the fact, I could negotiate equal pay for women instead of them shooting their selves in the foot by reactionary small minded men getting inferiority complexes saying daft things like when you get to the glass ceiling give it a polish dear, I would be happy too!

2007-08-30 18:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

all these guys that say they'd be all over as many ladies' locker rooms and showers as they could find? chances are, if you were a chick, you'd be into guys. so you'd probably wanna see as many balls, ***** and hairy asses as you could.

i would drive really fast and then use my boobs and feminine charms to get out of getting a ticket and hopefully not get stopped by a lady cop.

i would go out to a bar or some other public setting and flirt with a shy guy sitting by himself who seems nice but is socially awkward or unsure of himself and probably doesn't get much female attention. he'd be on cloud 9 for a week.

i would still admire guys with their shirts off, check out their butts and want to find a cute guy to ****, but i wouldn't have to feel weird about it.

i'd flash as many guys as i could.

i'd go in the ladies' restroom to find out exactly what they do in there and why they can't go by themselves.

i'd find a poor lover with a small dick so i can know just what my girlfriend has to put up with.

2007-08-30 23:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by David F 3 · 0 0

I have guy friend of mine. And he thinks he's God's gift to women. He's not.

So I would flirt with him all day, get him all interested in me. Make him think he's getting some, and at midnight, when I change back into me, point and laugh at him as he whizzes himself, and runs out screaming!

I know, I know this is a sacrifice for me, but common I'd have time to do all that other stuff you guys said! But to capture the look of this guys face when suddenly he's telling ME how sexy I am, and trying to get in my pants~!!!! Hahahahahhahaha

2007-08-30 18:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by Musicman 5 · 3 0

be experienced in the opposite sex!

2007-08-30 18:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm a guy, so if I could be a woman for one day, I would be having lots of sex since only women can have multiple orgasm.

2007-08-30 18:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by Peter 3 · 1 1

This might be one of the best questions ive seen on here in a long time.

I would probably go in every womens bathroom/showerroom/dressingroom I could find.

I am sick...oh well.

2007-08-30 18:22:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

OH MAN!!!!!!
I would write down every single idea that popped into my head during that time, every mood swing, every single thought and then when I switch back try to unravel it all. Maybe I'd understand women better......
( I'd also spend some time in front of the mirror....hahahaha)

2007-08-30 18:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by michael g 6 · 3 0

Pee standing up and yell at whoever left the seat down. A close second would have to be playing with "my new toys".

2007-08-30 18:21:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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