├q Can you fill in the blanks with funny thoughts??

Question

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1. The nun turned to the priest and said, ________.
2. My one fantasy has always been to _________
3. If a movie were to be made about my parents it would be called, _________
4. Today I looked my boss right in the eye and said, ______
5. As the baseball player slid into third base, the umpire told him _______________

Answer 1

1. The nun turned to the priest and said, "Why am I dressed like an altar boy? and where are your pants?".
2. My one fantasy has always been too filthy for Yahoo!'s censors.
3. If a movie were to be made about my parents it would be called, "War is Hell"
4. Today I looked my boss right in the eye and said, "Ding fries are done, ding fries are done..."
5. As the baseball player slid into third base, the umpire told him "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Answer 2

1. The nun turned to the priest and said, _the church is the only place where the sister can be older than the father.
2. My one fantasy has always been to have a simultaneous fantasy with umm---well no--um my husband.
3. If a movie were to be made about my parents it would be called, "Living in the 80's" (He is 85 and she is 84)
4. Today I looked my boss right in the eye and said, I didn't know your eyes were brown.
5. As the baseball player slid into third base, the umpire told him "SAFE!" and then one fell out of the grandstands, four inches from his head.

Answer 3

1. The nun turned to the priest and said, "Don't tell my husband. I mean, uh, my brother."
2. My one fantasy has always been to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
3. If a movie were to be made about my parents it would be called, "Wife Number Five." (lol, don't worry, that's not really how my family is)
4. Today I looked my boss right in the eye and said, "I'm looking at the WENIS, and I'm not satisfied!" (quote from Friends)
5. As the baseball player slid into third base, the umpire told him, "Smooth slide."

Answer 4

1. The nun turned to the priest and said, __" Father i fear i need a new wardrobe. This outfit's becoming a habit!___.

2. My one fantasy has always been to _ ? have a fantasy. I've Never had one of those.__

3. If a movie were to be made about my parents it would be called, _"The War of the Roses"__.

4. Today I looked my boss right in the eye and said, ___
"@#$!!^&%$* you! You big jerk! You're a *&%$#@!!$ and a *^%$#@!! and the most obnoxious little $#@&*^%$ i've ever met and $#@! you, i *^&!%$# bloody quit!___ .

5. As the baseball player slid into third base, the umpire told him _"This is football"____

Answer 5

1] The nun turned to the priest and said "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.."
2] My one fantasy has always been to see Sunshine and Matt K.I.S.S.I.N.Gee, under a shady tree!
3] If a movie were to be made about my parents it would be called, "The Marine and the Princess Made His, Hers, and Ours." Sequel; "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..."
4] Today, I looked my boss right in the eye and said "Natalie, you are WAY too young to be pushing my buttons like this"... as I immediately gave her an ice cream cone and made her bath EXTRA bubbly.
5] As the baseball player slid into third base, the umpire told him "try a TROJAN next time, you'll be safe fer sher."

MIKE!!?? HAHAHA, you GO BOY!

Answer 6

1. Excuse me Father, but did you cut the cheese?
2. To be able to facet gemstones.
3. That Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady!
4. Joke's on you, I quit.
5. Safe!

Answer 7

1. "Let's not make a habit of meeting like this!"

2. sing and dance onstage professionally.

3. "Betwixt and Between"

4. " Gee, I never knew you wore turquoise contacts!"

5. "SAFE !! But I don't know what the Rule Book says about
posssibly running to HOME on the next hit, since your
whole entire backside is exposed after you ripped your
pants apart just now sliding into third base !!"

Answer 8

1: Not Again!
2: Do a Nun
3: The Parent Crap
4: Your'e Fired
5: Your'e outta here

Answer 9

1.no Father,not you.2.Fantasize3. My Simpsons4.Shall we?5.Go easy.

Answer 10

1. How could you
2. Do Her.
3. it was nasty.
4. pointless.
5. got to past third base.