2007-08-30 17:43:52 · 37 answers · asked by . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Mind if I lick your plate?" or...
"Do you like Avatar Games?"
2007-08-30 17:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you put out on a first date like your sister?
2007-08-30 17:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Never discuss Exs.
don't ask if he/she wants to "neck" on the first date!
LOL!
2007-08-30 17:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about "You look like good marriage material because you have big hips...don't they call those "birthing hips"? LOL...I heard this guy at a restaurant say that to a girl! I was so shocked but my husband and I just laugh about it now.
2007-08-30 17:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by carolscreation 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How much money you earn, either saying it to your date or asking it of your date.
Oh but you can tell them about the booger hanging from their nose, to save them years of embarrassment.
2007-08-30 17:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by litecandles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"i think my stupid ex gave me herpes."
"do you enjoy bestiality?"
"i hope i never give in to these damned homicidal urges"
"have you ever seen a boil this big?"
"sometimes i like the aroma of other people's farts."
"have you ever considered getting a boob job?"
"i keep finding these little bugs crawling on my balls."
"how much would i have to pay you to take it up the *ss?"
"sometimes i fantasize about condoleeza rice."
...those would probably run someone off right quick i'd imagine
2007-08-30 17:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by Capt Blackie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so do you put out on the first date?
or..
you ARE on the pill right?
2007-08-30 17:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by dee_the_genius 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My father is in Jail, I just got out last night, thanks for this opportunity
Me and my dad were at one time jail officers
Our relationship is pretty unusual your pretty, and I am unusual
is another good one
yes, you do look fat in that
2007-08-30 17:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Code 3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that I bought you dinner do I get dessert at your house or mine?
2007-08-30 17:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by chelan07 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything about an ex.
2007-08-30 17:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
want to look at my wound? it opened up again recently, and is in it's full glory. **shoves infected scab in partner's face**
2007-08-31 01:08:56 · answer #11 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋