So because of my last name i got this nickname "crotch". When people call me that I usually don't have a good comeback. Any ideas? Greatly appreciated!
2007-08-30 17:33:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Just play along with them, tell them to keep saying it because it makes you look good, (even though you don't like it) they will soon get sick if they think you like it. reverse psychology.
If after a while that fails just tell them to call you a better name, you tell them what you want to be called
2007-09-07 17:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by gotcha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually poeple that create or call u this ,got to look at their intellgience level ,pretty imature,plus sometimes if poeple know it bothers you they'll so it more.Just don't respond with any thing to look like it bothers you .It's just a stupid litlle nickname ,it doesn't mean nothing.If it doen't get a laugh after a while it will stop.Or you could go over to hime the next time he does it,andsay hey I really don't like it when you say that ,so just quit.then poke your finger in his right eye,and say if I hear it again,it'll be the left.lol
2007-09-07 22:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by S B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change it to "monster crotch". When they call you crotch, correct them and say, it's MONSTER Crotch, get it right! Then it's more of a ... um.. good thing, right?
2007-09-07 22:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by SuzieBox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it's a guy that calls you that just say "at least I have one, unlike you" and laugh your way past him (but don't turn into a snobby insulting person- just use it for self defense and backing people off). if a girl calls you that, say "why you so interested? *fake gasp* well go look somewhere else fatty"
but then again, you could just handle it the mature way and ignore them and eventually it'll fade. i've had a couple rumors spread about me, and all i did was ignore it and pretend i didn't care because i really didn't. it faded quite quickly since everyone realized it wasn't true.
people these days are just...
2007-08-31 01:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If I was you, when someone would call me crotch I would say rocket!
2007-09-07 22:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by James H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of a time when they were embarrassed and never let them live it down by making up a stupid name about that time. Just throw it to them as theyre done making fun of you.
2007-08-31 00:40:27 · answer #6 · answered by Shhhh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You call me that again, I kick YOU in the CROTCH!"
"Why are you constantly calling me Crotch? You been watching that area on me lately?"
SNAP! Lol...Hope they help.
2007-09-07 05:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Krab Sushi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure i can see why you have that name and it would get lots of laughs. lol you could tell them that you gotcha them or something like that. i mean that is horrible nick name to get over but hey its your name. so i would just let it run off its not that bad.
2007-09-07 23:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tsunami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer'' at least i i got balls unlike those girls'' or '' good u guys know im not gendre confused like u guys'' and '' sorry im not gay'' a kid i knew had the same prob and used those they workrd
2007-09-07 21:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Cheeze <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I can't believe you can't think of anything. Just say, "Your just jealous because you don't have one." ;-) I made a funny! LOL jk but seriously try that.
2007-08-31 01:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by how funky is your chicken? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋