Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!) Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!) Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?) Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you born (those were the daaaaaays!) You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!) Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses.....
2007-08-30 16:11:10 · 9 answers · asked by bbittker 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Oh God, that was beautiful. Can I give you 10 points for that?
2007-08-30 16:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
First of all, how could you read this question and NOT give it a star? It is THE BEST QUESTION ever! I love it. I love you. You can have all my points.
Now to answer your question, their problem is that they SUCK! The team. The fans. The univershitty. The stadium. The state. Even their cheerleaders are ugly. If they didn't stink so much, I'd feel sorry for them.
I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
2007-09-02 13:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I have to say though, they are no more fanaticaly than Buckeye fans were last year. I am not a fan of either, but I say that Michigan has a better shot this year. OSU has too many new starters. It will always be a good game when they meet.
2007-08-30 23:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The whole Big 10 sucks (except Wisconsin).
Boomer Sooner!
2007-08-30 23:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a Buckeye fan
2007-08-30 23:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by Wesley W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for the recognition.
Yours truly,
Ms. Michigan
2007-08-31 07:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by Moody Red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a tear of joy actually welled up in my eyes.Very nicely put.
O-H-I-O.......GO BUCKS
2007-08-30 23:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Darren 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's just a commercial bud
2007-08-30 23:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was great.
2007-08-30 23:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by redman656565 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋