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the police station , the police chief's office to be exact.

2007-08-30 16:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My bird feeder. It's green and made of metal. It has a window in the front. It has a metal roof that the squirrels have figured out how to remove.

And since it is night time, there could be a raccoon climbing up the post to eat the birdseed, so maybe I would hit the raccoon.

Or maybe I would hit the post.

Or maybe the hanging planter.

Or maybe the suet bird feeder.

Or the hummingbird feeder.

Or a tree.

Or the bird bath that's on the far side of the yard.

Or the hammock.

Or a wild turkey in the woods.

Or a resin chair.

Or a lightning bug.

Oh wait, I would probably hit the umbrella on the patio.

Whatever I would hit, my landlord would probably be unhappy.

I don't have a gun.

Well I have a water gun. I have a bubble gun, but it doesn't work well. The soap stuff spills and drips everywhere.

I'm a lover not a fighter. How about I just blow a kiss out the window? Yes, I think I'll go do that.


Good night.

2007-08-30 16:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jolly Weeble 3 · 0 0

If I shot a gun out of my nearest window, I would hit a grassy
embankment between the neighboring building and mine in
our apartment complex.

2007-09-06 20:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by Greek Goddess 3 · 0 0

My Car, so I think I'll just keep that gun away from my nearest window and locked safely away.

2007-08-30 16:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 6 · 1 0

The Pit Bull Fighter's newest dogs.

2007-08-30 16:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 0 0

What would I shoot a gun out of? A super large gun? And where will I get this amazing gun that shoots guns?

Although that is a good idea. Then instead of saying, 'guns don't kill people, people kill people' we could say, no really, it is the guns.

*haha*

2007-08-30 16:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by Alyssa 2 · 0 0

The apartments across from ours,or the Kroger loading dock.Don't worry I won't be shooting a gun from any of my windows.

2007-08-30 16:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldnt hit anything, it would end up losing momentum and fall into the North Sea possibly giving a kipper the fear of it's life. ☺

2007-09-07 11:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by Fiona F 5 · 0 0

My neighbors across the street but they are crackheads who are probably already on the floor in a paranoid delusional fit.

2007-08-30 16:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0 0

The car across the street.

2007-08-30 16:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ Vee ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ 7 · 0 0

Either a tree or the empty house next door.

2007-08-30 16:00:13 · answer #11 · answered by Jess 7 · 0 0

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