Boomer Sooner!
P.S. Did you hear about the 2" oil pipeline they built from Oklahoma City to Dallas? We figure if you Texans can suck as hard as you blow - we'll send you all the oil you need!
2007-08-30 14:41:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Legendary - I see you can't spell in Texas either!
2007-08-30 15:09:03 · update #1
Game Rooster - you ever hear of Jim Thorpe, Mickey Mantle, Troy Aikman? Oklahoma has put out more famous stars than any state per capita - Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Reba McEntire, Vince Gill - Don't even go there!
2007-08-30 15:42:45 · update #2
Oklahoma is one of the most beautiful states. I've driven just about every inch of Texas and it is as ugly as a mud fence! (Except the far eastern part by Louisiana.)
2007-08-30 15:47:57 · update #3
Those scraggly- a*ss longhorns they raise on that Texas scrub ain't even good to eat! Come to OK for some good ANGUS!
2007-08-30 15:49:57 · update #4
no
2007-08-30 14:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Felix 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Did you hear about Texas and OK are at war...The sooners were throwing the gernades in Texas. The Texans look at the gernade pick it up then pull the pin and threw it back over to Oklahoma.
How many baseball teams do you have in OK
HOw many pro football teams do you have in ok
how many basketball teams do you have in ok
how many cities in OK has over 1 million people
Dude don't ever MESS WITH TEXAS!
ERIC Whad it do like paul says H-TOWN
2007-08-30 21:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by legendaryplanets 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Oklahoma need Texas more than Texas needs Oklahoma"
-Barry switzer
thanks but we have all the oil we need
that would make sense though if Texas had a lot of Oklahoma players, but like Barry said Texas doesn't need Oklahoma, but where would OU be without Texas talent? that why blOwU is really just far north texas. nice try though.
2007-08-30 22:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by rare breed 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
well im from texas and you puss bags havent done much of anything in history except for being a sacred place to indians...have you won a superbowl...oh ya no nfl team...wtf is a sooner...maybe thats what yall are hoping how long it will be till yall are a part of texas, you are texas run -off...the only thing you have going for you is merle haggard, and guess what willie , waylon, george jones, bob wills, and ray willie hubbard are better, and btw...i live on a ranch and our cattle is better than yours, and we have the most of it...dont be mad that you are texas run off
2007-08-30 22:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by game_rooster 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
All i know about is the corridor from Mexico to Canada. It will be a supper highway. At my age i will probably never see it. Beware my fellow Americans.
2007-08-30 22:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Riverrat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the difference between TEXAS and a son of a beech
the red river
2007-08-31 05:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but the rest of America is grateful to you guys for providing a buffer to slow down all the hot air blowing out of Texas. And as far as I know, Texas is the only team whose mascot is food.
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I didn't say it was good food.
2007-08-30 22:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by Captain Hammer 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If I'm not mistaken, isn't Texas the only state that can still become it's own country.
2007-08-31 00:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
oklahoma is more like northern texas.
im from dallas but i live in lawton cause im in the army.
your state sucks.
weak beer and fat chicks are all you have to offer
2007-08-30 22:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Boise St is killing Weber St!
2007-08-30 21:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OKLAHOMA? whats it like living up there in the TEXAS PANHANDLE?!!! Did Y'all ever get phone service yet?!!!
when OKLAHOMA, plays OKLAHOMA STATE, is it called the DUST BOWL?!!!
2007-08-30 22:10:24 · answer #11 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋